Wednesday, April 19, 2006

AMERICA'S CLOWN AND THE NON-STOP ADVENTURES OF OUR CRAZY WACKADOO GAY SCIENTOLOGIST.














----------------------------------------------------------I've always found Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld kinda creepy and comical. I've called him "America's Clown" for years. The man who once shook Saddam Hussein's hand, conducts business at the Pentagon without a desk in his office, and works with a podium standing up instead. For real, I saw this on 60 Minutes!

It's that old conservative fart look, and his mannerisms that really make me cringe. You think our idiot president has made some funny dumb quotes during his embarrassing press conferences?

Check out some of Rumsfeld's priceless quotes:


"Now, settle down, settle down. Hell, I'm an old man, it's early in the morning and I'm gathering my thoughts here."

"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't, I'll just respond, cleverly."

"As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time."

"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."

“In politics, every day is filled with numerous opportunities for serious error. Enjoy it.”

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things we know we don't know. But, there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we don't know we don't know."

And this gem:

http://www.heraldnet.com/stories/05/11/30/100wir_a3rumsfeld001.cfm

WOW. It's only now that these retired generals want "Rummy" ousted? After all that he's said and done? Well, if it's taking this long to rid us of Bush, I guess it only makes sense. This may the beginning of the end for the disastrous Bush administration. Better late than never.

--And lo and behold, our crazy insane dyslexic closet homosexual Tom Cruise and his clueless bore of a bride Katie Holmes have had a baby girl. I pray and hope the baby's nanny (an illegal by the name of María no doubt), can at least partially save the girl from her psychopathic parents and their strange ways, and perhaps learn some Spanish in the process too.

The very best to you oh sweet little innocent one...


More actual audible "Rummy" sound clips:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/news/bh/rumsfeld.shtml

6 comments:

G-Man said...

I thought it was ironic that Brooke Shields had her baby on the same day!

Poz Mikey said...

I so agree with you on "RUMMY" Let's get the Dick and the Bush out of the white house TOO!! I'm voting next time for a clitoris.

Anonymous said...

Zaaazuuu

Yup.... you definately have to watch the Daily Show with John Stewart and the Cobert Report as well. So many funny things in our government... to bad they are all shockinggly true.

Daily Show just had a clip of Rumsfield saying "Chicken little is going to Henny Penny again about war in Iran"... rollback 2003... same phrase but it was about Iraq!!!! Yikes.

Seems the only Bush and Cheney will leave the white house is when Iran and Korea nuke the US!

Anonymous said...

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Damn, I didn't know that Rummy was such a frikkin genius.

G-Man said...

Hey dude...Are you really on mySpace too? IF so, i can't find you?

if you want, go to my page and invite me. Hell, i'll be your friend! :)

Anonymous said...

Oh no wherever I go, I can't get away from Tyler Barkus!! AKA Tom Cruise!!! There he is Mr past lifer... and whats with the baby white seal???

I wonder if Tom ever did it in a restaurant bathroom?