Saturday, August 28, 2004

THE BLOGGER THIS EVENING IS A PIECE OF DONKEY EXCREMENT

WHAT THE HELL??!! WHAT THE HELL!??? THIS BLOGGER TONIGHT IS ANNOYING THE F**K OUT OF ME!! IT JUST DELETED TWO OF MY LOGS JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO POST THEM! ARGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'm getting tired of writing here! This is insanitas veritas! If there even is such a Latin expression! I must re-write the fact that tonight I was talking about Madonna's amazing career, my friend David's like of trashy gay bars, the deaths of Laura Branigan and L.A. anchorman Larry McCormick, the Republicans and their lies this week in New York just as the Democrats last month, and other shit which now I am quickly forgetting thanks to my blood pressure going up here! Okay. Take a deep breath and...okay. There. Better. I think. I sure as hell am gonna copy and paste to Microsoft Word from now on, lest my precious hard thought words get obliterated in the two seconds it takes for the page to move on once I decide to publish this. It is bloody awful to lose one's hard work so quickly. Does that apply to virginity? ALLRIGHT! ENOUGH HORSING AROUND THERE TOBAR. "Ooooooooooooooooo, you got to just, move to the music!"

ARGH! I AM LIVID! LIVID!!! DAMN YOU!

I just wrote a kick-ass blog and it was deleted! I COULD SCREAM! I ranted and raved about Madonna, me being a loser at home on Saturday night, the deaths of Laura Branigan and L.A. anchorman Larry McCormick, the Lotto being worth 100 million tonight, my aunt and cousin in Mexico having fun, my uncontrollable sex drive, my friend David always taking me to trashy gay bars to laugh at people, and some other issues which I can't remember anymore. Oh yeah, the Republicans in New York for their week of lying to the people as did the Democrats already. Okay, I feel better now. All my beautiful words, all my writing that I put so much effort into, got deleted by accident as I was about to post my last blog. Oh well, no point in crying over a dead terrorist. LOLOLOL! Wait a minute, that's a cause for celebration! I'm looking fuller everyone says. Not as skinny anymore. AHEM. I like hearing that! Finally my head doesn't look like it's being supported on a redwood treelike body! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you got to just, move to the music! That was the title of my deleted log, which I had to re-write for Madonna's sake. Okay, over and out, till next time, GOD WILLING.

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

ANOTHER COLD OR IS IT WEST NILE VIRUS OR BIOTERRORISM OR MY BUILDING IS CONTAMINATED OR AM I JUST A BIG BABY?

Are those Olympic games almost done? They were cool at first, now they're just dragging. Anywho...work is hard. Lots and lots to do. UGH! And petty stoopid people that I have to work with. DAMN! What can I do? Gots to make a living and pay the bills, and save money for my upcoming EMPIRE! BOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! I hear Lotto tonight is worth 75 million here in California! I should go buy a ticket but my head hurts after a week or so of this supposed cold and cough. The coughing is the worst. My head feels like it's gonna burst, my back muscle is close to torn from coughing and in pain, and I can't sing! PHLEGM and all it's mighty evil! DAMN YOU TO HELL! My sex life is dead, but my drive is still alive thank God. I still crave it healthily. Thank God for PALMela HANDerson and her many miraculous positions. I dunno, I'm physically weak perhaps, not enough vitamins, under too much stress, or this building is full of cooties...either from the people I work with or the vents. As is, we have a warning sign a la your local gas station that our building may cause cancer from some of the chemicals in here! CAN U BELIEVE THAT SHIT?!! I'm working in freakin' Chernobyl! I thought that was from all the Armeyneeans I already work with, but this shit is more serious than I first surmised! My junior high girl best bud moved to San Diego! That is too weird. I'm so used to having her here in Southern CA, although for a time she did try the Bay Area, but came back after that stint. Hmmm...here's hoping she does well down there with all those MEXICANS. But then again, she is Mexican. Well what do ya know! HA! My mom has calmed down a bit, she thinks I'm more worthy of existence after proving to her I am not the CHEAP JEW she claims I am. And no, I am not anti-semitic. Or racist. I just happen to have real twisted crude humour folks. It's in my blood. This is a mighty good way of killing time, waiting for my work time to wind down. So damn quiet in here now. All the non-English-speaking foreigners whom I work with have practically gone home, and here is li'l ole' Native me, typing such controversial lines away! My cough does feel better damnit. That ginger tea does wonders I do believe. Now I gotta go lie down and rid myself of this headache to hopefully muster enough energy to go to the gym. THE LAZINESS BEGINS...

Monday, August 16, 2004

LET THE GAMES CONTINUE AS MY LIFE STALLS

The Olympic Games 2004! WOOHOO! Incredible to watch these talented young people time and time again. Such perfect bodies, such discipline, such grace! Lots of hotties man! NBC does an incredible job covering the games too, despite the obvious tape delay. HEEHEE! Here I am at work yet again. BORING! I'd rather be in Athens, Greece frankly, or anywhere else but here, but alas, I must earn the money that'll pay the bills, that'll also pay for my upcoming vacation plans. I may be going to Memphis, Tennessee next month to check it out for a few days, and of course, New Orleans for New Year's as I did last year. What a blast that was. My good buddy David showed me around and was very fun to hang out with as usual. I'm very lucky to have met him. And Johnny C. too of course. Here's hoping all three of us can create quite a storm in LA NOUVELLE ORLEANS to end 2004 with a bang, and from us, that'll be literally with a bang or two. Or three. All depends on our hormone levels. HAHA! My aunt has flown in from El Salvador, my cousin (her daughter now a resident alien) is staying with us and her mom for the time being, so there's lots of activity at mee house to say the least. The floors in the dining and living room plus the walls got re-done so it looks nice and clean and fresh. My mother is impossible to deal with now, she wants things her way and done when she says, OI VEY! GOD GRAND ME PATIENCE! I'm a grown man living with his mother. How uncool is that? I love mee mom, but sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't really just be on my own and stop being so damn caring about leaving her to be. If my aunt were to finally live here permanently, it'd be easier for me to move out and go my own way to be honest. That way I'd have my own place, be my own boss at home, and do whatever the hell I wanted to. Maybe have a small doggy. Independence sounds great, but it's so effin' expensive too! This is the debate an 18 year-old should be having, not someone as old as me! YEESH! "MOTHER OH GOD, BLOOD, MOTHER, MOTHER!" Thanks Norman Bates for that memorable, yet disturbing quote. And I am now officially three weeks celibate. I feel so much cleaner, in control, and quite frustrated at times. So it goes...