SWEATY GENITALIA AS THE BRUSH BURNS.

Seriously, I wanna thank each and every one of you who takes the time to read my crap and comment! Remember, don't feel obligated to comment if ya don't want to or find my ranting boring, okay? Only comment when you feel the absolute true honest desire to do so! Of course, watch my comments now dwindle back to under the usual five I used to get per post! LOL! Ok, nevermind that dumbass advice I just gave you. Comment to death my pretties! MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL, LOVED, AND FAMOUS!

It is so facking hot in LA right now! Way hotter than normal! Did someone bring on the summer early this year or something?! WHAT THE HELL??!! I mean, it hit 100 here in my part of the city and I could've sworn it was mid-July or August! HOT DAMN MAN! Ya know, we hardly had any rain at all in LA this past winter, which is absolutely terrible because now we're stuck with a bunch of dry brush and drought-like conditions. For the heat to be already here this early on does not bode well. No. This is creepy earthquake weather, and possibly more evidence of that shitty and scary global warming phenomenon.

And worse, the brush fires are probably gonna be real bad, since we have lots and lots of humans living near/on hillsides and other very rustic areas all over the city here. Case in point: as I write this post, we have a terrible fire going on right now at Griffith Park, which is our main city park here in Los Angeles, like Central Park is to NYC. The rumor is some fool was smoking in a restricted area of the park today and threw his cig (now he's badly burned at the hospital perhaps?) and all hell broke loose, and now we got a 600 acre fire burning over there (worst one in 46 years) right now threatening homes, the landmark Greek Theatre, and possibly our city zoo. UGH! It doesn't help we get these extreme heat waves coupled with very strong dry winds either, or that we have psycho pyromaniacs lurking out there.

I have been reading recently about record-breaking temps in China, Canada, and other areas of the world which has scientists quite alarmed. Alas, this very strange hot weather this early on is kind o' troubling. But it sure makes me damn horny! YEEHA! Love what it does for my sex drive, as the polar ice caps sadly melt away...

I hope the current LA heat wave possibly due to global warming causes Paris Hilton to catch on fire and rids us of her whining horrific spoiled brat existence.

Go to jail already and suffer like a real person would u annoying retard!