--Why is YouTube always down for maintenance?--Why is it so cold on the sunniest brightest days?
--Why is Xmas being shoved down our throats earlier and earlier every year at stores across America?
--Why did Michael Jackson screw up such a brilliant pop music career?
--Why do trendy young American women drive like maniacs?
--Why does food taste so good after 10p.m and into the wee hours of the night?
--Why doesn't the White House just admit that Iraq is in a civil war?
--Why is every website now using that Beta designation?
--Why don't all brothers and sisters from the same parents come out identical if it's always the sperm and eggs from the same two people?
--Why does Kirk Cameron seem so damn righteous?
--Why is Abe Vigoda still alive? Actually, HOW??!!
--Why does the time to get ready for work in the morning go by so fast, yet the time at work in the morning go by so slow?
--Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? ;)
--Why do I have the worst reception with my cell phone carrier?
--Why do the front of my briefs stretch out over time?
--Why do we own so many DVD's we never really watch?
--Why can't the cool decent folk live forever and the mean evil ones die off for good?
--Why do ugly parents have nice looking kids sometimes or nice looking parents have ugly kids?
Perhaps you have the answers faithful reader/blogger or your own questions?
10 comments:
You're turning philosophical on us all, WAT. I'm still wondering why Bush is still in the White House so I can't answer any of your questions.
xmas is not early for only america!
because we all like guilty pleasure! (supper)
in case the brother murdered someone but the younger brother got caught instead (sibling)
Q:who the hell is abe? second buddha?
because god is fair :p (ugly/gdlooking/parents/kids)
jsut feel like answering lol
Why does youtube not allow me to post video since switching to Beta? Bullshit!
My favorite question is...
--Why do the front of my briefs stretch out over time?
My imagination leads me to beleive that the occational swelling occuring in that region is to blame. Let me know if you need help testing that theory.
I like that idea, mean folk die, good ones live forever!
I hate cellphones, mostly because I've gotten so much bad reception over the years.
You tube is down for maintenance so that they can remove videos that might make some sense.
cold? When? When you're cool the sun shines on you 24 hours per day.
Xmas? We ought not take Christ out of Christmas - and it's shoved down our throats early because the reason for the season has been forgotten.
Because Michael Jackson is an idiot - and a slave to his own desires.
Because they are thinking about being trendy, and not about the road.
Food's better late because. . . hell, I don't know. It just is. Pass the Dagwood Sandwich.
Iraq isn't in a civil war. It's only a conflict, you know, like Vietnam was.
Beta? I refuse - so far. But how long can I hold out. . .
so that the parents can tell which ones to smack.
Cameron isn't righteous, just right.
Abe Vigoda's still alive? Note to self, quit making dead Vigoda jokes.
time flies when you are having fun, or running late.
the birds appear to crap on your parade.
Cell phones? reception? Hello? Are you still there?
Would you rather the rear of your briefs stretch? Well, that's a load of . . .
As my dad says, "Why buy movies? You saw it once already. What? Do you think the ending might change?"
Good guys have more stress, so they die earlier. The stress? Putting up with all of the idiots.
Who are you calling ugly, Shrek?
I have a question. How come when you are stuck in traffic you always seem to get stuck in the slowest moving lane? Until you change lanes. Then that one becomes the slowest lane.
Why ask why?
Why oh why won't Donald Trump fix his hair???
just like me, they long to be close to you
Subquestion: why did the rumor start that Abe Vigoda was Jon Stewart's father? Upon hearing that, the first impression is always "what? that makes no sense," then you look into it, and it's not true. Confuses the shit outta me.
And Abe Vigoda will never die. He was Tessio, man! And Michael couldn't let that shit slide, even for old times' sake.
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