SOME OF MY PET PEEVES.

It's too early in the morn for me to think of more than the following pet peeves, but these should suffice for now until I collect my thoughts at another time. YAWN!

Anyway, I hate having to groom myself. Really man. And the older I get, the more hair it seems I have to trim or shave. I got hair growing in certain places that really astounds me sometimes. This only proves that I'm a mammal of some sort after all. Alas, I can't bring myself to just not give a damn and embrace looking like Jean Valjean from Les Misérables fresh out of prison! It just ain't too becoming of me to sport the whino homeless destitute look, so I gotta continue shaving and trimming I suppose. I feel sorry for women, who have to go through a lot worse.

Tailgating assholes should be burned alive. YES. ARGH! I'm not going to go any faster, nor is my car going to magically produce wings on the sides so that I can fly off and give you the road. You're tailgating me when I'm already doing about 45 m.p.h. on a basic street you asswipe? Or when there's already heavy traffic?! What if I were to brake all of a sudden you thoughtless nincompoop?! HUH?! You would certainly end up hitting me you retard! ARGH! What's really most shocking is that some of these really dumb aggressive drivers can actually be some of the nicest people when not behind the wheel--once they do get in their four wheels however, they somehow turn into militant Hitlerian dictators with strange power trips.

And this outsourcing shit is really really REALLY irritating. I mean, I don't give a damn if they speak English in India or the Philippines, I wanna talk to an American for Christ's sake, not someone who is on the other side of the planet. I had this issue when dealing with Dell regarding the purchase of my desktop a few years back; I got to make several free phone calls to Bombay, Calcutta, Manila, and other major Indian/Philippine cities without having any relatives living there and it would really annoy the heck out of me to have to speak to these people regarding my botched-up order. They were very nice and well-trained mind you, but somehow their non-American accents really left me feeling uneasy! I WANTED TO DEAL WITH AN AMERICAN DAMNIT; someone who lives on our soil who could understand ma pain! LOL! Alas, this outsourcing shit is now very common, as our companies continue to destroy jobs in order to save money.

Alas, I have no magic wand to solve my pet peeves either.

MY TOP TEN LIST OF THE CREEPIEST CELEBRITIES.

I have thought long and hard (anotha sexual pun) about whom I consider to be just creepy and somewhat repulsive in the entertainment world. So here they are, the ones that just give me the heebie jeebies! In no particular order:

1) Jamie Kennedy - I guess he's funny from time to time, but this guy's sanity is very questionable. Bizarre. Looks a bit mentally ill. And his movies just plain suck.

2) Owen Wilson - Is it the odd tan? Those strange lips? I dunno, but Owen is just weird. Sorry Owen, but your brother Luke is so much better looking and doesn't make me uneasy like you do.

3) Katie Holmes- Apart from being a pretty bad actress, Holmes married psycho Scientologist fag Tom Cruise and reproduced with him! WOWSERS MAN! I hated her in Dawson's Creek and still find her a bona fide creep. At least she's consistent!

4) Hugh Grant- He's just irritating. The romantic comedies are annoying and so are Grant's retarded facial expressions. He seems dumbfounded most of the time. Please go back to Britannia bloke--loves getting blown by hardcore hooka sistas in Hollywood so I guess he'll keep coming back from time to time.

5) Björk - Too much ice and snow over there in that homeland of hers has left this chick seriously warped. I have liked some of her songs from time to time, but she is out there. And I can hardly ever understand what she's singing about; her English is quite broken.

6) Star Jones - Remember her from The View? EW! No wonder Barbara Walters got rid of her! Fat bloated nasty ass lawyer woman that married some gay dude. She's lost lots o'weight, but continues to look and sound ghastly.

7) Paris Hilton - Stop smirking u creepy robot! I cannot for the life of me understand how such a spoiled dumbass loser bitch like this can walk the face of the Earth. She's dumb, stupid, vapid, not cute at all, and quite boring in bed. I saw her retarded sex tape. I give better head than she does. And she's the only one on my list that's had everything handed to her. At least the other creeps worked for their shit.

8) Rose McGowan - Words cannot describe this filthy white trashy slut. YUCK! She is a beast for the eyes. And she dated Marilyn Manson, that alien extraterrestrial Satanist at one time! Cue the Twilight Zone music please.

9) Marilyn Manson - Read above.

10) Michael Jackson - A no-brainer. It truly sucks though, because I loved Michael back in the 80s. He was one of my childhood musical idols. Truly. A genius entertainer superstar that stands as one of music's greatest all-time icons along with Elvis, The Beatles, Madonna, Elton John and Prince. What the hell happened? WHAT HAPPENED JACKO? ARGH!

Alas, they're rich and famous and could give a hoot about what I think.

But dey still creepy.

THE MALE G-SPOT!

Ya see gentlemen, I got news for you. Well, not if you're gay it ain't news really! I'm getting kind of hot writing about this. Imma talk about the male prostate gland! WOOHOO! It's that walnut-sized organ just inside yer butt, just behind your colon. Well, this very important gland secretes some of the main fluid in our spooge that is responsible for helping the little swimmers on their route to finding that egg inside a woman and fertilizing it. All basic, yet miraculous biology really. If you're heterosexual and into breeding and creating new human life to further tax the Earth and its resources, then the male prostate gland serves a very important part in procreation.

However, thanks to my new found hedonistic ways, I also am advocating all males (regardless of yer sexual orientation) and females with male partners to discover the joys of the prostate gland in sexual pleasure! Ya see, if more straight men realized how much pleasure you can get out of yer prostate, there'd be less frustration and anger in the world! The prostate gland is very sensitive to touch and other erotic stimulation, which is why gay men like to be anally stimulated. I don't have to get into the gory gruesome details, but a plug or anything else that will go in there will eventually hit the gland and create an amazing sensation. YES BOYS! WE HAVE A G-SPOT TOO, and many of y'all are not discovering it!

I know many straight dudes are terrified by the concept of anything or anyone even going near their exit chute in any way,shape, or form. HOWEVER! It does not make ya gay if ya try it or end up liking it. And if you is gay, then so facking what?! Why not enjoy sex to the freakin' fullest!? Discover prostate massage, milking, and more on this most erogenous and erotic zone of the human male anatomy! In fact, you're also delving into anal sex period, and there ain't no crime against that! Go for it! Ask that hot kinky female next time to try ya out. Make sure you're clean okay? Like, real clean so it'll all be fun. Use plenty of lube. Be gentle at first and increase the penetration.

Wow, I can't believe I just advocated all you dudes to toy around with yer P-gland. Stop inhibiting yourselves gentlemen. Discover one of life's great joys. The orgasm will be amazing. I guarantee it.

And oh yeah, be sure to eat lots of tomatoes and tomato-based products like ketchup and salsa, for I hear the lycopene in there is good to prevent prostate cancer. It's also a good idea to ejaculate often to prevent dangerous build-up and decrease the risk of cancer. Yes, yer hand is a big help if ya can't get to the real deal.

I'm such a sexpert.

WARNING: THIS POST MAY BE A BIT DEPRESSING, BUT THERE'S HOPE IN THE END!

I watched this movie Shortbus, and I have mixed feelings about it. On one hand, it was a fun hardcore almost XXX porn-caliber sexfest, on the other, it was a confusing poorly-acted and depressing motion picture. I loved the actor/writer/director John Cameron Mitchell in Hedwig and the Angry Inch, but this Shortbus movie was not all that; really found the Asian woman character kind of annoying. The film left me empty, sad, and very down due to one of the gay male characters in the film actually attempting to end his own life . UGH. The last thing I need to feel really. I was recommended this film by others who made it sound fun; I didn't expect it to be so dreary as well. I think I may have identified way too much with the character James in the film.

No need to be alarmed or concerned good people. I'm not going to kill myself. Thought about how I would go about doing it once-in-a-while (haven't we sickeningly all?), but I don't have the guts to do it. At least not at this point in my life, and hopefully never, although there is something strangely heroic/fascinating about being able to determine one's own end. I'm still young, relatively healthy, and decently good-looking--I do have a lot to live for, although my current job, certain responsibilities, and my anxiety disorder really leave me feeling down sometimes. I almost feel frustrated and ready to break down many days. Life is wonderful, yet so sucky at times. I really wish I didn't feel so miserable like I often do. Yeah yeah, I'm going to be seeing a new therapist soon, so at least I'm taking some sort of action, although not as much action as I feel I should be taking. No children for me in this life; definitely not now at least! Jesus, I'm a child myself still, that needs lots of nurturing and understanding.

Whatever man. I have to make major life decisions within the next 5 years. Although I do have a lot to be grateful for, there is a lot that is really bringing me down. I want the simplest life possible, and I often feel I don't have this--I have too many financial responsibilities and am helping other family members in the process. It's time I became selfish. I want to live a purely hedonistic life. Surround myself with as many of life's pleasures as possible. If I can finally earn a living someday soon doing something that I truly love, then I think life will be less of a chore.

In the end, I pray to God to help me. I do believe he is listening to me somehow. As much as the world seems to be going to hell quicker than my penis going into a butthole, there is hope I believe. Despite the fact that I'm mortal and that all this bullshit seems meaningless and utterly pointless, my existential side cracks under optimistic hope in the end. I had a dream not too many nights ago, where I actually heard God's voice say to me, "Son, as sad as you often feel, and as meaningless as much of existence seems to you, there is a point to this all, and an essence that will continue even after you die." That was nice to hear.

Onward to my ultimate goal in this life: Complete and utter blissful hedonism!

Maybe this was a good freakin' movie!

Sure has me feeling its effects hours after!

I TOOK THIS NAUGHTY PICTURE OF MY HARD THICK...

LET'S PLAY!

WHEN IT'S YER TIME TO GO.

-They can sit there on CNN and FoxNews and ask themselves the eternal question, "How could Monday's university shooter have been stopped?" Well, it's too f*cking late. Sorry. Game over. The dude committed his heinous crimes. 30-plus killed. Terrible. Tragic. Senseless.

-Well, they could've secured the cockpit doors, or had an air marshall on board those planes--evacuated more people out of the Twin Towers. Yeah. Sure. But it's over. 3,000 gone. Dead. Sad.

-If only John Lennon had had more security around him at all times and not walked around so casually around NYC, maybe the guy who gunned him down wouldn't have been able to get so close to him and end his genius life. What a terrible loss.

-Why couldn't they have delayed the Space Shuttle Challenger from taking off on such a cold morning? They should've known something could go wrong, but alas...

-Hadn't Kennedy been warned by a psychic about going to Dallas? Didn't they stop to think that a president riding out in convertible like that could get popped off?

-Selena should've never gone to that motel room by herself. What should've been a simple confrontation over missing funds, ended her rising star life when the fat oogly bitch shot her to death.

The list goes on and on. If only they would've. If only they could've. They should've done this, they shouldn't have done that. Hindsight is very clear isn't it? Accidents, disease, and the wicked malice of others cannot truly be prevented/stopped all the time. It's simply impossible!

Alas my friends, I'm a firm believer that when it is your time to exit this dimension, it is your time. And nothing, or no one will stop it.

Enjoy your day and precious moments now.

Always.

P.S. Gregg interviewed me last night regarding my second place finish on Blogger Idol. WAT, you're such a loser! AHAHAHAAHAHAH! He's got our actual recorded phone conversation on his site now!

http://www.greggoconnell.com

I GOTTA PAY THE BILLS, BUT...

I hate my job.

It's a bore, full of utterly despicable pretentious people. I've been wasting away at a cubicle now for six years, and have bitched about this place many times in blog posts before, but I guess it's that time again. It's not like I haven't tried finding new employment mind you, but it's tough out there and the options seem worse than what I already have and am currently dealing with. The days off and benefits here are terrific, but they come at a terribly annoying price.

What scares me even more is that this job is not any different than jobs I've held in the past. They seem fine and interesting for the first year or so, then suddenly they lose their luster and become routine and quite tedious. And the people become even more heinous. At first they're all nice and charming, but then I discover all their terrible faults and they become quite ugly and wicked to me. I begin to see them for the true hypocrite phonies that they are, and that really brings me down.

It has turned me into sort of a misanthrope really. I kind of welcome natural disasters, terrorist attacks, and other ills befalling humanity at this time, only because it makes me think of the necessary purging of our planet of all the muck. That is a terrible thing to say I know, for I do not wish anyone to suffer the pain and loss of a loved one, but I take a look around my office and often think how much better the world would be without some of these really crummy people! LOLOLOL! Hell, if I have to die in the process, so be it I guess, but MAN! The gossiping, pettiness, and shit some of my co-workers display is downright disappointing and sad. GO TO HELL, THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!

They're not any different than my other workplaces. Most of my other previous co-workers were just as effed up. Alas, I guess the hope lies in that there are a few who are worthy and become my friends, which is a bit inspiring. I only pray and wish for a miracle though. I really do. This is what I call, "cubicle death." All my wonderful artistic talent, wasting away here. I've made some dumb choices in life. It's ultimately my fault I think. Boy does that make me feel worse! I need to smoke some pot this weekend. AHAHAHHAHHAAH!

And oh yeah, I'm in the final two of Blogger Idol! WOOHOO! Thanks for all the support, and here's hoping we win! Voting continues till 5am tomorrow and the winner will be crowned! I was reading over there that some think my blog is headache-inducing due to all the stuff I have on here. We like that. We really do, especially with how we currently feel about people and all:

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WHEN THEY WAS FAB.

Here's some RARE visual treats with music provided by some dumbass band that just happened to write terrific music back in the day.

Enjoy!

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And don't forget to keep voting as much as possible! YEEHA!

NEW WAT AUDIO ON THIS ADDICTIVE SILLY CONTINUING CONTEST!

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O.k. My campaign manager E, says my older brother R.A. in Georgia is getting a little threatening. Uh, yeah bro, tone down the language will ya? SHEESH! No need to offer an ass whoopin' over a fun little contest! MAN! Here we go again. Down to the final 4! Two more will be eliminated this weekend. THAT'S THREE FULL DAYS OF VOTING FOR MONDAY'S SHOCKING FINALE! Will we be saying goodbye, or will we go on to make the top two? Our other terrific competitors are shocked to death we've made it this far! We're not surprised, for we know your loyalty well! Vote, vote, vote, vote, till you can't vote no more! ONWARD TO ANOTHER DAY/WEEKEND OF VICTORY AND TO THE FINAL!

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WE SURVIVE YET ANOTHER DAY OF BLOGGER IDOL! TODAY IS DAY FOUR!

YOU MUST BE SICK OF IT BY NOW. I KNOW I AM! BUT THIS COMPETITION IS FIERCE! FIERCE MY LITTLE ONES! YESTERDAY WEDNESDAY HAD A WHOPPING 10,000 PLUS VOTES ALONE! UNREAL! THANK YOU TO ALL MY WARRIORS WHO PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT AND VOTED AWAY! YOU ARE ALL AWESOME!

TODAY THURSDAY, I IMPLORE YOU, BEG YOU, AND INSPIRE YOU TO CONTINUE THE BATTLE . THIS IS ALL MEANINGLESS AND TRIVIAL IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, BUT IT DOESN'T HURT TO ADD A LITTLE FUN TO OUR LIVES DOES IT? NAH! SO DO IT! VOTE AND VOTE AND VOTE AND GET YER FRIENDS AND OTHERS WHO MAY CARE ABOUT OUR LITTLE BLOG. I SAY "OUR" BECAUSE THIS BLOG BELONGS TO US ALL--TO ANYONE WHO HAS READ, COMMENTED, OR FOLLOWS THESE PAGES, THIS BLOG IS YOURS--TO ENJOY, TO SHARE YOUR IDEAS, TO ENRICH MINE AND YOUR LIVES. O.K. CHEESY BULLSHIT, BUT JUST BUY INTO IT OK?

NOW VOTE TODAY LIKE MAD! IT'S GONNA BE TIGHT AND STIFF! AND NO, NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY EITHER! WE ARE DOWN TO THE LAST SIX! TWO WILL BE ELIMINATED TODAY. BACK AT 0% WE START AGAIN, AND UP AND UP AND UP WE MUST GO!

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GOOD LUCK AGAIN LITTLE BLOG! YOU HAVE PROVEN YOU CAN DO IT!

QUEEN OF FRANCE, QUEEN OF PORN.

---------------------------------WARNING! THE FOLLOWING POST HAS EMBEDDED LINKS WHICH MAY OFFEND SOME SENSITIVE READERS. DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

This post is dedicated to two very important women in history! Well...sort of.

Marie Antoinette was that most famous of French queens who lost her head after the angry poor had had enough with her lavish lifestyle/supposed uncaring demeanor towards them! Yeah, lemme tell ya man, that movie that recently came out, Marie Antoinette, was actually quite cool. Not big on plot, but what a beautiful gorgeous movie to look at; the day-to-day existence of the nobles and their problem-free lives. Excellent costumes (which did win the designer an Oscar), sets, and food visuals throughout the film. Sofia Coppola is kind of a bore, but hopefully growing as a director, thanks to the guidance of her famous Godfather director daddy, and this movie was indeed sumptuous to look at, to say the least.

Marie apparently never did utter that most infamous of lines attributed to her, "Let them eat cake." It was a tabloid thing created to rile up the French crowds and get them angry enough to start storming not just the Bastille, but the Palace of Versailles as well! Oh boy, did that sh*t work, 'cause it infuriated them enough to get the nobility out of there and onto the guillotine! Marie was just as much a victim I guess, for it wasn't her fault she was born into wealth in Austria and was forced to marry Louis XVI when the time came. She had an awfully hard time getting knocked up due to Louis' constant boredom and need of Viagra I guess. Man just couldn't get it up and they were both in a truly loveless marriage which eventually did grow into some caring, but eh. She did eventually bear him kids, but it didn't matter. The French revolted in a big way, and regardless of whether Marie said that condescending line or not, her head came off. The peasants/bourgeoisie was tired of dem haughty high-cultured well-off peoples while they had to eat rats for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! Her head came off as the blade swung down and into a basket Madame! How terribly sad! Mon Dieu!

In the modern era, a woman you may heard of and probably seen is Nina Hartley! Who is Nina Hartley you ask? Why, she's a very famous celebrated veteran porn star! That's right! YEEHA! Good ole'-fashioned American hardcore porn! Surely most Americans have probably seen her in some of her many many many movies in motels/hotels/and private homes across this great land showing off her really nice buttocks. Many have said Nina does have the best tush in the business and continues to slightly work in front of, "butt" mostly "behind" the camera--excuse the puns. She comes from the Ron Jeremy era of porn, and YES, did many movies with that nasty pig too. You may remember her from a couple of scenes in Boogie Nights, where she's just casually laying on the floor cheating on her husband (played by William H. Macy), as a bunch of guys just have their way with her. I often wonder if Nina was really just acting or actually having sex with those dudes! HAHA!

I remember seeing many of her films during the videotape era with lots of fascination and non-sexual curiosity at how this woman could so easily just have sex with just about anyone on camera and royally fake it too! It was fairly obvious--what, with the "OH, AH, OH YEAH, OOOOOOO, GIVE IT TO ME!" crap she'd utter time and time again. Yeah, yeah I would think. There's Nina again, being the fake whore as always. Damnit, she used to be registered nurse ya know, so she most definitely took her knowledge of human anatomy and applied it to her most famous discipline: sucking and pulling on tons of dudes and licking women left and right. My oh my. My brother Charles was a big fan, and ended up going to one of her public appearances/signings once. Even got a picture of himself holding onto her cheeks; those already very used and abused cheeks, mind you. Ahem.

Yes, from a French queen losing her head, to an expert porn star giving head.

Wow.

P.S. Check out my new blogger friend Junk Thief and his cool blog. Good stuff!

DAY TWO OF VOTING FOR THIS BLOG! VOTE MULTIPLE TIMES PLEASE!

THIS IS THE LITTLE BLOG THAT COULD! AFTER THE FIRST DAY OF FAN VOTING FOR "BLOGGER IDOL" WE WENT FROM A MERE 1% TO A WHOPPING 28% OF THE VOTES! THANKS TO ALL YE FANS WHO FEVERISHLY VOTED AND REFRESHED BROWSER PAGE MULTIPLE TIMES! LET'S KEEP DOING THIS NOW ON DAY TWO! REMEMBER, WE'RE BACK TO ZERO AGAIN ( I THINK) ON THIS SECOND DAY SO LET'S GET IT GOING! WHATEVER! JUST VOTE PERIOD! TIME AND TIME AGAIN! GO HERE:

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AN EVEN MORE INCONVENIENT TRUTH.

It's terribly sad and upsetting to hear yet more bad news about the environment. Get yer Prozac out for this one, or celebrate humanity's most-deserved demise like I am!

The rapid melting of the polar ice sheets and glaciers is really freakin' happening. 60 Minutes had a report about a week ago, and the reporter got to see chunks of ice just cracking off glaciers and crashing into the water at an alarming unprecedented rate; this is something that someone would have never really seen happen so easily some thirty years ago--it prolly would've been as boring as watching grass grow, but no more, for it really is melting right before our very eyes. Oh pity the polar bear, seal, and penguin. And there goes some of our dry land! JUST GREAT!

Another report I heard on the radio was about the dying and bleaching out of the coral reefs in the world's oceans, which are an enormous food supply and vital to fish for their survival. Coral reefs are like the tropical rain forests of the seas. We're losing so many of these "forests", and in turn the fish are dying out too. I don't rely on fish as food supply really, but so many millions do, and it affects us all in the end regardless as a huge ecologial disaster if this is continues unabated. It's a real-life Finding Nemo, alright! UGH!

The most terribly shocking and worrisome of all these environmental doomsday scenarios though is the dying out of bees. We hardly stop and think of this one little critter's amazing value in our crop diversity and how important they are (little painful stinger and all) to not just our honey production but to the cross-pollination of our flowers. With the massive disappearance now being noticed by farmers worldwide of bees, this will create serious food shortages in the future, if not worse--the end perhaps of certain fruits and vegetables!

Global warming, coral reef bleaching, bees dying out, nuclear proliferation, water shortages, wars over oil, massive fossil fuel burning, overpopulation, and humanity's greed/selfishness continue...

Oh yeah, this could be it folks. Are we the last generations of humanity that will enjoy the Earth as we've known it?

Only the roaches and Cher will be left ya know.

"If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe, then man would only have four years of life left." - Albert Einstein.

THE WORLD IS YOURS.

The 1970s had the Godfather films, the 1990s saw Goodfellas and Casino, but it was in the 1980s that Brian De Palma directed not only the wonderful The Untouchables, but also his now celebrated cult-classic gangster masterpiece about the Miami cocaine drug scene, Scarface.

The film's plot is simple: Tony Montana is a Cuban refugee who along with other friends makes it to Miami and establishes his criminal empire as a drug kingpin--his slow meteoric rise from the very bottom to the wealthy top is what makes the film so compelling to watch--the American Dream in action. The performances themselves, by Pacino as Tony Montana, Steven Bauer as his best friend Manolo, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio as his sister Gina, the sultry Michelle Pfeiffer (in the movie that made her a star) as his love interest Elvira, and Robert Loggia as Montana's mentor are first-rate and terrific. All of the actors are truly wonderful and give themselves fully to each of their roles; Al Pacino to this day continues to say, that it is the favorite of all his film performances.

The lavish excess of the 1980s is beautifully captured, with a brilliant synthesizer-heavy soundtrack/score by Italian music producer Giorgio Moroder who worked regularly with Donna Summer during her heyday. Everything about this film is excessive: the money, the drugs, the violence, and expletives are here; two decades plus later, it still holds up as a rather shocking and convincing motion picture. It is a long film but one never feels it drag; the action is constant and storyline highly engrossing.

The film was released in 1983, but most critics at the time hated it for its extreme violence and foul language, but years later it has been reconsidered as a true gangster epic of what life really was like during the 1980s for the drug dealers of the time; Oliver Stone's strong true-to-life script was written due to his own personal battle with coke during the era. What you see here, is what some criminals really lived through or died because of.

Twenty-four years later, Scarface has been and continues to be spoofed, in particular due to its many memorable lines and quotes, such as "Say hello to ma little frien'!" The use of the Spanish language is pervasive and gives the film an edge that Italian did to the Godfather pictures--many Cubans at the time felt the movie gave them a bad name, but alas, gangsta hip-hop artists have been influenced by the film and along with others kept it alive and well into the present as a cult-favorite.

My brother Charles was hooked from the very moment he saw it in the theater and subjected me to many viewings of Scarface on videotape throughout the 80s. He used to even hold viewing parties with his friends! Looking back at it now, I can see why he loved it so, for it is a truly great classic monumental gangster film.

"Why dan't ya stick yer head up jour ass? See, if it fits." - Tony Montana.

WAT SINGS A BEATLES SONG, IN THE STYLE OF JOHN LENNON.

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN:
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http://media.putfile.com/NOREPLYWAT


Note: If playback is choppy or stalls, do not reload page! Simply drag time cursor back to the beginning and let it play; let it just flow again baby!

OBSESSION by CALVIN KLEIN.

That blue-eyed stud Sebastien has tagged me so I must comply, and plus it is a fun topic. So here we goes:

THE FIVE THINGS WAT IS OBSESSED WITH:

1) Sex - Yeah, let's just say this isn't too shocking. Porn is way too cool. Getting laid is even cooler. Add to this me being a red-blooded young semi-attractive American gay male with hardcore intense testosterone genes from men in my family bloodline and you've got a potent, almost dangerous desire to screw, plow, and bang just about anyone that looks even halfway decent.

2) The Beatles - Just as soon as I think I've had it up to here with their overplayed music, I get these terrible withdrawal symptoms when I go without them for more than a day or two. There never was nor ever will be a band so amazing, geniuses so talented, and music so glorious as to send shivers down the spine. Yes, overplayed songs like Let It Be and I Want To Hold Your Hand are all fine and dandy, but it's the obscure shit like I've Got A Feeling, Happiness Is A Warm Gun, And Your Bird Can Sing, No Reply, and I'm Looking Through You that reminds me of just how truly earth-shattering these four British men truly were and still are thanks to the magic of eternal recorded sound.

3) The Internet - I dunno how I even lived before one of humankind's greatest inventions of all time. It's all here: news, porn, blogs, MySpace, Netflix, downloadable music, instant messaging, more porn, shopping, even more porn, and more and more porn! Somehow I get all my other responsibilities taken care of, despite the enormous amount of time spent in front of the computer. Oh yeah, I forgot I gave up watching too much TV like I once used to. Now I gets it!

4) Howard Stern - So many people do not understand Howard's sense of humor. It's twisted, vile, disgusting, nasty, gross, vulgar, sexist, racist, homophobic--you name it. And yet, it is some of the funniest damn radio I have ever listened to. No, it is the funniest radio period, an amazingly charged satire and jab at American pop culture, where everyone and anyone is made fun of just for the sake of being able to laugh at ourselves. I've been a fan for about 12 years now and followed him right into satellite radio. How could I get through the miserableness of having to get up in the morning without Stern and crew? If ya wanna be informed on all topics, this is one complete radio show. The best ever by a most tolerant and quite kind-hearted big-nosed issue-ridden Jewish man. Yeah, can you believe it? Howard a kind-hearted man? Yep.

5) Death - Yes. There is a non-stop fascination I have with this--the most obviously morbid of all topics! And yet, it makes me appreciate life even more, as odd as that sounds. For though I know not when my time will be up in this dimension, I try and enjoy every precious little pleasurable hedonistic moment I have as if it were my last. Alas, when the Reaper comes for me, I wanna be able to look him straight in the face and say, "Ya know what, it sucks you have come for me, but I am tired anyway and it is time to go, but alas, I did enjoy this f*cking body I got to live in and all the experiences and people I loved and loved me in return were all well bloody worth it. Time to take that final crap in my pants now. ¡Hasta luego!"

The end.

¡VIVA MIGUEL BOSÉ! WHO??!!

Since the early 90s, I have been a very big fan of Miguel Bosé. Ya never heard of him I know, but he is a fantastic musical artist and sings in many languages, but mostly in his native Spanish. His albums have never disappointed me, except the last two or so he came out with, which were purty mediocre, compared to the great music I am accustomed to him putting out most of the time.

He was born in Panama of all places to an Italian actress mother and a Spanish bullfighter father, but most definitely raised in Spain, for he speaks with that very Castilian accent. He started out in the 1970s and was always controversial due to his very flamboyant mannerisms and feminine style of dress. Yeah, Miguel was always kind of a queen really, and seems to have become more manly as he grew older. He's in his late forties or early fifties I believe. Anyway, he has always been one of my personal favorites--sort of a cross between David Bowie, Sting, and Morrissey. Yeah, his music/voice is just plain good; awesome contemporary music in Spanish.

This video was banned in certain Spanish-speaking countries for showing erotic love between same-sex couples. Beautiful song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_wuroMYfTA

Other clips:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ3RTHUnbdw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgB9UGthJfI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Eq4CxGVI7I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNsyeIb7TAI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQYlIaU7g9M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rm3rsAvjjA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rItE3kQH0io

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W9wTQEhZqI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5YtKYOyuVU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX5KMA-7uF8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yqKcrto_hU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujgy7RfIUes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exg6st4ryvA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUFRzSFZxNg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXgb3wVaPCw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Yt7gXq_gk

Yeah, that should be enough. HAHA.

I just think he's awesome.