Some bitch ass slut stripper whore has told the tabloids about her threesome with our Olympic star swimming champion Michael Phelps! WHAT A TRAMP! WHAT A TRAITRESS! She does have juicy details about our geeky hot stud though! LOLOL! Thanks for sharing you puta! I guess this means Mikey is hetero! DAMN! Wait! Not all hope is lost! He may like boys too ya know! Being bisexual is much more common in this world than most people want to admit or realize! No one is really straight or gay anyway! We all have shades and varying degrees of attraction to many types of people of either gender! I happen to really like men more in this life however. Just wanna hop onto Michael Phelps and tear off that swimming Speedo and...E GAWDZ MAN! BLANCHE PLEASE!!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!! The boy's a big dork, but he's so hot. RED HOT. He just can't keep those women off him.
Boy George was in jail for abusing some gay escort he hired, but has now left prison for good behavior. THANK GOD! We cannot have our 80s icon in jail like this, although I wonder if George didn't enjoy his time in prison, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! HAHA. My very own mother used to like Boy George. She said he has a beautiful voice, and used to love his style. Let's face it, Culture Club was pretty big during their heyday, and all the girls back then wanted to look and dress up like him. I always found Boy George to be quite odd myself, and had never seen someone like him, even though David Bowie was gender-bending a good decade before. Anyway, I'm glad George is back into free British society! Here's hoping he keeps his naughty kinky sexual depravities a little more private okay? He had a nasty heroin habit at one time too the poor lad.I've got so many personal issues right now, but I care not to discuss nor wallow in them. F*ck it! F*ck it all to BLOODY HELL! All I know is I feel an anger seething within me sometimes where I just wanna grab someone and crack their neck. I'm a frustrated God damned forsaken asshole with lots of unresolved issues, inner bitterness, unaccomplished goals and dreams. I blame myself, and only myself really. God I HATE BEING ME SOMETIMES! LOL! I will go to therapy soon. I promise. Pray for me. I must stop procrastinating my life. It's terrible. Simply terrible...
Let's end it on a happy beautiful music note! A little Latin flava for ya in this terrific Boy George tune:
10 comments:
Terror stalks the streets of London once again! I think Boy George never really grew up, he's still a boy.
I hate being me most of the time, but damn, I've got so many evil plans laid that sometimes it's a real kick being me!
doesn't boy george look utterly unrecognizable. i saw a tv docu on him during the nyc community service scandal ~ he just seemed like a lost egotistical bitchy person. it's easy to forget that at the height of his fame he was a global figure of a magnitude few british pop stars attain today...
ps that news of the world article on the swimmer was hilarious~!!
You're just plain old jealous that Michael Phelp's threeway wasn't with you. I'd be too.
i love boy george music, he is just misunderstood
I'm probably one of three gay men in the US who don't find Michael Phelps attractive at all....you can have him. And if you do, hold him down and pound his lush, rock-hard muscled ass hard!
And if he can't take it - you know where I live. LOL
Boy George (George O'Dowd) is a fat, puffy faced booze bag. Such wasted talent.
Will pray for you. Keep hanging in there, whatever it may be.
Phelps is not very good looking in my opinion. Cracks me up about the threesome though, so happy that girl ran her mouth, there is nothing I enjoy more than celebrities and their sex habits :p
Whatever the issues are, tackle them one at a time. When you try to sort through too many problems at once, nothing gets solved.
I will continue to pray for you, and hope that peace and contentment, about all things Will, are just around the corner....
And I make three. Wow I am glad I found the other who found Michael Phelps to be lacking....bwa wah wah.......Oh and I am 100% gay.
I know it becuase not only do I find women non-attractive but I see them akin to rats, cats, or birds. They are just there. Okay I also have other issues about how horrible most woman are... but that besides the point (manipulative, conniving, demanding, etc).
As for BG... yeah he is kinda of scary back then and know. The poor escort was probably trying to flee from him when "it" opened the door.....ahhhh runnnnn... take the money and run biatch!!!
Well WAT i hope thing work out for you. You deserve all the happiness in the world.
ohhh boy george back in the day!
and WAT i will definitely do a beatles top 5 dedicated to you next week! thanks for the suggestion
I love Boy George. I hope he gets the help he needs, poor fella. Thanks for posting this. :)
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