RAMBLE ON.

Like the Led Zeppelin song and title to this post, I gots so much on my mind, I thought I'd just ramble about it all in one good summary here:

--That astronaut woman who drove 900 miles from Texas to Florida in a wig, trenchcoat, carrying a BB gun, mallet, knife, rope, and plastic bags to go and presumably kill the bitch who was c*ntblocking her from her man. The real hilarity in all of this though? She wore a diaper throughout her road trip to avoid having to stop to pee/crap. Woman did not wanna waste time in getting there and smoking the other one out! She did get to pepper spray her at least, before being arrested; NASA is quite embarrassed, and my co-worker and I could not stop making jokes and laughing about poop, Pampers, and other infantile humor at work yesterday due to this shocking story.

--Rudy Giuliani looks like a certainty as a Republican candidate for president. He's not however, as socially conservative as the other right-wingers in his party, and may not be that different from Hillary, whom we all love and want to see rise to the top; hoping Rudy doesn't ruin the chances of Rodham becoming the first vagina to hold the highest office in the land. A very popular mayor while in NYC, and quite the horny old fart, macking on that new wife he now has.

--Prince is still making headlines for his splendid halftime show at the Super Bowl. But now comes a twist? Did the purple one get away with some subtle naughty raunchy behavior? Justin and Janet flashed that boob openly, getting the loser conservatives all bent out of shape, but maybe Prince just brilliantly got away with his own "malfunction" and no one really noticed.

--Global warming! Global warming! Global warming! You're sick of hearing about it aren't you? Quite the chic overused term at the moment, and some scientists are going as far as to say this is all one big hoax and that it's not happening. Not so fast says Nobel Peace Prize nominee Al Gore! Bush and crew must be paying y'all to deny it! And some scientists say it is happening, but not due to us crummy humans, but just because. Those poor polar bears man.

--I keep hearing all kinds of songs off of Nelly Furtado's latest album, and I must say I am very proud of this girl. She had those two hits years ago, and I honestly thought that was it. I didn't think she would make such an enormous comeback. She has. She had her baby and now looks even better and sexier than before. Must be that Timbaland producer you gots honey that has u sounding so good and bravo to your personal trainer too.

--Yeah, I do feel that there will be a major conflict with Iran soon. It'll probably be Israel firing the first shot or dropping the first bomb in this case! I wonder how much the U.S. will be involved, never forgetting of course that we are now stationed to the left of Iran in Iraq, and to its right in Afghanistan. It's all pretty scary, but keep on living yer lives my brothas and sistas, for what choice do we have right?

--This Wonderland film, with Val Kilmer playing porn star John Holmes was quite good and most interesting. Did John Holmes get away with murder back in the early 80s? I think the drug-addicted weasel did! A set of real brutal murders right here in LA on Wonderland Ave. and it looks like John was the enabler. U gots ta see the movie or read the gruesome fascinating details. And kudos to Lisa Kudrow (of Friends fame) for putting in a surprisingly awesome performance as Holmes' estranged and disappointed wife.

--Any body lotion or body wash with that Warm Toasted Vanilla Sugar scent is a dream come true. I just love the way that God damn stuff smells. HELLS YEAH!

The end.