YOU JUST NEVER KNOW! ¡UNO NUNCA SABE!

Spanish is indubitably, one of the great and most spoken languages on Planet Earth. I, your professor, want to make sure you know what to say, just in case you ever find yourself in these situations!

I mean, you just never freakin' know! Some universal phrases for you, if perhaps the need ever arises! With an easy-to-follow audiocast and fun read-along transcript below!

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1) I swallowed my gum just right now trying to stick it in.
-Me tragué el chicle ahorita tratando de meterla.

2) Hey Michael, your mom is kinda hot.
-Oye Miguel, tu mamá está algo buena.

3) Stupid ass, that's my mom you jerk-off!
-¡Pendejo, esa es mi mamá cabrón!

4) It grows every time I see you.
-Crece cada vez que te veo.

5) Once upon a time, there was a man with three legs...
-Érase una vez, un hombre con tres piernas...

6) I prefer you use my microphone.
-Prefiero que uses mi micrófono.

7) My buttocks itch after a while.
-Las nalgas me pican después de un rato.

8) I have something to confess. I was born Victor, but now you know me as Victoria.
-Tengo algo que confesarte. Nací Victor, pero ahora me conoces de Victoria.

9) You're what?! Pregnant?! Where the hell is the vacuum cleaner?!
-¡¿Estás qué?! ¡¿Embarazada?! ¡¿Dónde diablos está la aspiradora?!

10) Usually, I'm afraid of snakes, but not of yours.
-Usualmente, le tengo miedo a las culebras, pero no a la tuya.

I know, I know. Invaluable info!

Till next time...
-Hasta la próxima...