Friday, October 19, 2007

WHERE WAS AL GORE? OR BETTER YET, WHERE WAS JAKEY G?

Loren Soth and I went to Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood Wednesday night for a special free cool preview of CNN's Planet in Peril sponsored by Netflix, which will be airing Tuesday and Wednesday of next week in all its entirety! Kind of depressing to see all these lovely animals and glaciers in trouble, but it is a beautifully filmed and interesting report indeed.

The really cool part was seeing CNN's Anderson Cooper and Animal Planet's Jeff Corwin live and in studly person! WOOHOO! Oh yeah, and Dr. Sanjay Gupta was there too. HAHA! Those three are the main hosts of the upcoming special airing next week. Sitting just a few feet away, I noticed Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong there too. I hear they're quite good friends or possible lovers, as they're always hanging out, especially as a threesome with Jakey G. But Jakey is most likely busy promoting his new movie Rendition, so sadly he wasn't there at the theater and maybe that was for the best or I probably would have fainted or passed out.

And the irony being that we all burned fuel to drive our asses there and then generated all that trash from the popcorn and other snacks! SO MUCH FOR HELPING OUR PLANET IN PERIL! LOLOLOLOL! And I was resenting the celebs for being able to leave and go home to their nice 10 million dollar homes or awesome hotel suites afterwards. Bastards! I hate you Anderson and Jeff! Ok, not really, but u know what I mean.

Just watch these clips from TV earlier this week provided by the awesomeness that is YouTube! Jakey's sporting a handsome beard; he looks almost like a Spanish conquistador, only he doesn't stink or chop your head off for not being Catholic.

Thank you to David C. for pointing these clips out. Jakey G. looks amazing and is quite the charming witty dork. WATCH THESE CLIPS OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. Verdaderamente divino:

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8 comments:

Pod said...

hunt me down.....

Gavin Elster said...

I almost went to that.

Gary said...

Jake is a cutie who tells a good tale.

Todd said...

You LA types, always rubbing elbows with the celebrities.

M- Filer said...

Can you be more specific about AC's body? Tall? Short? Built? Skinny?
I need to know what he's like in real life!

Palm Springs Savant said...

I like Anderson Cooper..he is great, and easy on the eyes too. good post WAT

LorenSoth said...

Anderson Cooper...

Okay he is average height, thin frame, and is well borderline Albino. He is very pale. Also he has very romanisque features.

He is definately high maintenance. That man does not like get down and dirty.

Anyhowzit....Jeff Corwin is super hot in person!

durante vita said...

I want to have Anderson Cooper's baby, as with every other man you mentioned in this blog entry. I am sooo jealous you were in a room with all those gods.