Friday, July 10, 2009
Congratulations to my fellow Cancerian and former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr for his 69th birthday, which just happened this past Tuesday! SIXTY-NINE--everyone's favorite erotic number of course! Wow, the years sure don't go by in vain do they? Ringo still looks pretty darn good, but it could be due to the fact he keeps a full beard now and is always wearing sunglasses, so it's hard to see the passage of time on a highly obscured face, but I like that idea for when/if I make it to 69, so I'll keep a note of it. He was born Richard Starkey, but took on his famous stage name due to the enormous amount of rings he wore on his hands. To make it into the world's most famous musical group of all time with less-than-stellar talent must've felt like a dream to Ringo, and in no way am I putting him down, but let's face it, he was amongst giants such as Lennon, McCartney, and even Harrison who eventually became a genius in his own right. I think what made Ringo so great for the group was his down-to-earth personality, his enormous sense of humour, and his ability to get along with all of the boys in the band without too much ego. His solo career was quite respectable in the 70's too with songs such as this and this. An interesting essay praising his skills as a drummer can be read here.You know, my niece is getting real big. Girl's stretching out and quite mature-looking and she's only 11! YIKES! Kids grow up real fast these days! She's a very smart inquisitive little person, and she's always asking me if I have a girlfriend or who my female ex's have been--she'll ask her dad (my brother Charles) or BETTER YET my mother (that's a hoot knowing how much this must turn her fundamentalist Christian stomach) and neither one of them has really yet explained to this beautiful curious child yet that I am gay. HUH?! This makes me a bit
uncomfortable, and I wonder if I should talk to my brother Charles and ask him to perhaps explain to his little one the queer birds and the bees--it truly is time don't ya think? Or would it be too early and damaging for my niecey to find out about the homoness of her very handsome uncle who loves/adores men? Yeah, because I don't wanna be too bold the next time she asks and just say out loud, "Hey sweetie, but I like boys!" This would prolly make my mother's head spin in horror! It would actually be funny now that I think about it. But, I'll talk to my brother about it. Any advice? The kid has a right and is old enough to know the truth correct?Anyway, it's Friday and not a moment too soon. My God man! Speaking of homosexuality, here's Sir Ian McKellen, perhaps the greatest actor alive, whom I adore and admire beyond words! Ian must be some six thousand years old, and yet I think he's such a handsome gentleman, well-spoken, inspiring, and he tears up Bibles?! SAY WHAT?! FIND OUT HERE:
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END TIMES! OR AM I NUTZ?!
Monday, July 06, 2009
Thanks for your concern everybody. My last post was pretty angry and fed up huh? LOLOL! Just a wee bit. My buddy in San Diego whom I adore and have known since junior high will appreciate this post:I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer or some negative cynical bastard asshole, but I really think that this is it folks. THIS IS IT! No, not the late MJ's return concerts in London, but this is going to be it for human civilization. We don't have more than 100 years to go before we explode ourselves to smithereens; human behavior is getting more radical, sadistic, and cruel too if you read the news--and an economic crisis of epic proportions is unfolding. I give up on the world's governments to solve the greed and truly care for the planet and its inhabitants' well-being. It's not that there aren't good kind people who try to spread love in the world, it's just that the evil bastards in power won't let most of us progress--they like to steal and claim all the cash and resources they can. They will never stop their lying and cheating and continued hording of everything that would make the world a truly better safer well-fed, clo
thed, and sheltered place. The only reason we have a seemingly better quality of life now is because the powers that be allowed some advancement in order to further their interests and get richer off the work of most of us legal slaves in the industrialized countries--don't even get me started on the world's poor and how they're treated. But ultimately, they can't wait for us to die off with cancer and other ailments which have cures and sh*t--alas they slowly poison us through our food and other environmental pollutions. Am I pulling all of this miserable sh*t out of my ass? LOL! Perhaps, but at the rate we are going, the whole damn system will crumble and fall apart, and as America keeps coming down, the world is going to be much more dangerous.--I think nukes will be used in the near future, or biological warfare or something--population getting too big, much too large than what they had foreseen. Anyway, I better stop with all this, lest you become suicidal reading all this happy fun stuff, but now you get an idea of how my brain/mind works somewhat. I think of awful horrors sometimes, and yet I enjoy life in many little ways. I'm too realistic for my own good. Keep yer eyes peeled to what is coming. Mark my words!
Country singer Tim McGraw is sexy. Right? I saw him in a rerun Saturday night hosting SNL and I think that redneck sonna bitch is hot. I can almost see him eating Faith Hill out nightly-- those two must have a very awesome sex life. LOLOL! I know how perverse of me to even think this, but I look at Tim and that goatee and I start thinking some seriously naughty thoughts about him, even though it's sad that I can't even name one damn song he sings, because I'm not a country music fan at all. But whatever. I know he's a hick and some of you might think my taste in men is strange, but it's what I notice/like thank you very much. My bud says there's YouTube footage of Tim getting his wedding ring taken while on stage saluting fans below and someone even went for his crotch as Faith angrily watched her hubby getting fondled! BLOODY HILARIOUS MATE!I know celebrities seem to be dying left and right, but it's an illusion. Trust me folks, people are dying all the time, and most of them are not famous. Think of all the valuable human talent we lose daily that we never even knew or met, except for the fact that they touched the lives of those who knew and surrounded them personally.
Okay. Time to stop. I need some sleep since I get to go back to Disney World (work) in a bit. Let me know what you think of this crazy zany post. I'm behind on some blogs too, so I sorry. I really am, and I'll try to catch up...
SNL and their funny MJ skit from a few years ago:
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I DON'T FEEL SO FREE THIS INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND.
Friday, July 03, 2009
F*CK BEING GRATEFUL TO HAVING A JOB AND F*CK THE NEED FOR A NEW ANTI-DEPRESSANT! These ridiculous lame statments are said by conditioned people to rationalize and continue in the endless vicious cycle/trap of our f*cked up system and boring monotonous lives!This week at work has been so depressingly hellish. My one extra day off every two weeks has been removed due to my poor attendance (thanks to my continuing anxiety/depression) and I got more paperwork to do now than ever before! I'm sure my enemies are rejoicing at the bitter news! My morale is so low right now that I could care less about my financial responsibilities here to be honest, and I would gladly quit work and fly out to Spain with the money I do have to take an amazing one month vacation to forget L.A. I rue the day I ever had to become part of the working world! I realize I have never been happy having to answer to any of these bogus people in authority, and working for others on their time/schedules is akin to losing my soul! Everything else in my life goes along quite smoothly except my lame choice of making a living! I ask God for guidance, for the way out of this tedious miserable situation, like perhaps giving some of the people I dislike at work a good heart attack or stroke, so I can at least wickedly laugh and enjoy their much deserved pain and suffering. Yes, I can be a real evil cold bastard, but only when pushed to such a demoralized degree--I can only imagine the millions who feel trapped by this shitty slave system of endless bills and taxes. To thee my sympathies, and here's to a better fairer more just system in my next lifetime I suppose, or until I find the job that works with me, instead of against me! UGH!
My poor stomach is shot to hell, and I got the next three days off with no set plans other than to get stoned when I get the chance to maybe alleviate my emotional pain and make my tummy mellow down a bit so I can eat in peace. What a joke! No wonder alcohol and drug abuse are so rampant! People are so trapped by many different circumstances and desperately looking for ways out of this sh*t. And then there are those who snap and go on killing/shooting sprees! BOY DO I GET IT NOW, MY GOD DO I EVER! The media and others are quick to call these dudes cowards for spraying so many with bullets, but what do we really know about the misery these people are feeling and how they were continously pushed by some horrid assholes to the brink?!
I'll try to enjoy the hot dogs, fireworks, and all the other phony American pride bullshit this weekend. I most definitely can't wait till Monday morning once again:
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SUMMER IS HERE!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Can I just start off by saying how much I hate, HATE Joe Jackson, Michael's father?! What an epic horrid pimp-looking douche demon! He doesn't seem at all upset that he's lost his son, and just what was he doing at the BET Awards anyway?! I can understand Janet being there, and she looked noticeably upset and spoke on behalf of the family, but Joe seems to have gone just to get all kinds of condolences he doesn't even deserve and to promote some dumbass record label of his! The creep was a terrible child abuser, probably sexually abused the girls, and is a known homophobe. I can't stand him! And the same goes for Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, who have nothing else better to do than to get media attention yet again! UGH! Joe never cared for Michael and only saw him as a cash cow, and we all know Michael couldn't stand his father anyway, so whatever! Read this and this and see for yourself.With that intense time spent in March at the gym and those protein shakes I was drinking back then, I noticed I gained about 8 lbs! That is terrific news, because I look so much better with more meat on my bones for sure! And as of late with my once or so a week pot use, I eat a little more than normal and have put on an extra 7 lbs or so! Oh joy! I better not get too carried away now, but I am confident that all this is for the best and the extra pounds are only going to serve me well! YEEHA! As an ectomorph my whole life, I have always hated being too thin, but now I can finally say I like my body more now than ever before. I got cool curves and stuff! My clavicles have finally disappeared! I see pecs! A bit of a gut too, but it's cool, nothing too horrid. LOL! My clothes are much more snug and feel tighter on me.
Something visually appealing for all of us to enjoy? Yes, even you the hetero male can enjoy and admire a perfect male specimen can't you? He's in his forties now, and still looks pretty darn good--Mr. Colton Ford! I'd never really paid attention to him in gay porn before, until I saw clips of him playing on the TV at the karaoke bar recently. Wow, this guy is just hot and I believe he is of Armenian ancestry, like that famous singer named Cher--whoever she is. LOL! Colton no longer does porn and sticks to some modeling and singing I believe. HOT! We still have a living breathing massive legend alive--Sir Paul McCartney of course! Interestingly enough, MJ did cover this song as heard here--it was given to him by Macca--but here's the original from 1978:
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750 MILLION RECORDS SOLD WORLDWIDE AND COUNTING...
Friday, June 26, 2009
Farrah is dead! UGH! We all knew it was coming, but STILL! And then...
There will be no more concerts. No more hot dance moves. No more perfect albums. No more visionary vanguard videos. No more weirdness. No more of that heinous nose or peculiar skin color. His life is over and complete. I will try not to remember the oddball that he was towards the tragic end, nor the strange and almost twisted child abuse allegations during the middle, but will forever hold a special place in my heart for the wonderful brilliantly talented entertainer that he once was from the very beginning--the cute little black kid from Gary, Indiana. There is no denying the absolute magnetism and charm this man once held over the entire planet--he held a fame so potent and unheard of --astonishing global fame only Elvis, The Beatles, and the still living Madonna herself would know. He was superbly gifted, fun to watch/emulate, and his music was expertly composed and produced. My brother Charles and I adored that Epic twenty-eight times platinum-selling Thriller album, then came Bad and we were still hooked, and Dangerous would be the last of Michael's great musical moments before it all truly started falling apart. A lonely, confused, eccentric, and tragic figure with perhaps too much thrust upon him since early childhood, Michael Jackson is dead. And yes, I am sad for so many reasons--perhaps the greatest being that THIS only reiterates how temporary the illusion of life truly is, even for a superstar--how we all must finally die someday. Mortality is a bitch! We know it's coming to everyone now alive, and yet it still shocks and saddens us when it happens. How sad to be human sometimes, how very sad...
The breaking news of Jackson's death yesterday was as monumental as 9/11 or the death of Princess Di! The world community spreading the news and united together as tightly as when this icon passed yesterday afternoon was pretty remarkable. Facebook and Twitter have never seen such buzz in their short existences. Some will simply continue to condemn the man, even in his death, but most will pardon and overlook his bizarreness and unsettling minor abuse accusations--perhaps what resonates with me the most about yesterday's terrible news was what one co-worker said to me, "I really think Michael was pure and naive when it came to allowing kids to sleep with him in his bed, and truly never saw it as bad or negative as most adults do." Yes, I want to believe this wholeheartedly, and to think of those who once accused him as evil money grubbing jealous people who took advantage of his stupid ignorant lack of proper adult etiquette. I can write so much, but I gotta end it. I'm genuinely sad. Almost broke down even. Why? I never met the fool and people die every day right? BIG EFFIN' DEAL! It's just that OUR Elvis, OUR John Lennon died yesterday...
Yesterday the globe and most especially his home country America, realized his greatness once again and forgave its astronomically talented native son:
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PRESIDENT OBAMA IS NOT MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Hey--thanks for always stopping by and reading, and most especially for your feedback on my posts. I appreciate y'all very much.
There is nothing wrong with being Muslim! Earlier this decade, that retard president we had and his henchmen (i.e. Prick Cheney) turned the whole entire Middle East against us with their terrible militant right-wing "anti-terrorist" policies. I know there's some really crazy fundamentalist Islamists here and there, but Christianity itself has been no better throughout history! Anyway, the point of all this babble is because I am convinced President Obama is Muslim! I mean, they've tried everything to suppress it during the campaign and stuff, but I am almost sure that fool spreads a rug of some sort, crouches down, and prays towards Mecca at least three times a day! LOL! I pray and hope that his affinity towards this religion keeps the terrorists happier and nicer towards the United States. This is a great advantage to our country folks! And I commend Obamee for at least trying to be diplomatic and talking about problems/issues, instead of being so damn threatening and imposing like our last administration. I have a feeling though that if you piss off Obama enough, he would not hesitate to send a nuke your way, so don't get smart North Korea!
As of late, I am a really big astronomy buff. Space is fascinating man, and there's all kinds of cool documentaries all over YouTube. Do we ever stop to think of just how amazingly big the universe is?! I mean, it is mind-boggling to even consider! There's this terrific/amazing opening scene in that movie Contact with Jodie Foster where the camera starts out showing our planet and all the radio/satellite waves that can be heard and then it pans out away from Earth and just keeps going and going deep into our solar system and beyond... It is truly remarkable how little we are in the bigger picture, and just how miraculous it is that there is so much diverse life on this one planet alone! You've heard it said before, but what a waste of space if Earth is the only place where there is known life! So far, the rest of our solar system is pretty lifeless! And yet, there's all these empty planets and moons out there with all sorts of awesome things going on. Anyway, I'll go back to all this astronomy talk in future posts, because there's so much to discuss here, but I gotta get back to bed!Another one of my slideshows, composed of my visit to Santa Monica a few weeks ago, and some pics of me just taken this past weekend:
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MY MIND IS SO TIRED. BUT LE WEEKEND IS HERE! AMEN.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Um, could this crap be true?! NORTH KOREA PLANS TO FIRE A MISSILE AT HAWAII?! WHAT?! That would be insanity, SHEER AND UTTER INSANITY! OH NO YOU DIDN'T!! That poor isolated country is brainwashed beyond belief to worship that short loony oogly midget. It sounds like a horrible horrible place to be stuck in! I pray and hope the ominous news/threats are all just talk, and that this doesn't become a big conflict--as in World War III or something like that, although we are overdue for the sequel! LOLOL! Iran sounds like a tense area right now too doesn't it? Oh boy, oh boy... 
And speaking of Korea, have you noticed how almost every cell phone and many of our major electronics now are the Samsung brand? My phone is a Samsung! Yeah, they are a big big prosperous empire now, based in South Korea, and are at the forefront it seems, of really cool and neat gadgets. I guess in the not too distant past, Samsung was considered a cheap lowclass brand, but it has re-invented itself to represent quality and is at the vanguard of technology. 
If you're a regular listener of that hilarious vulgar pig Howard Stern like I am, you know who Blue Iris was--she was this very nice laidback crude old woman with a porn career and a taste for marijuana! MY GOD MAN! The first time I heard clips of Blue having sex with this young guy, I was perturbed for days and laughing my head off hysterically! Sadly, Blue was having a variety of health problems in the last few years and she died not too long ago. Apparently Blue was married to this really nice man (who is in serious mourning) for years and had a son! A real hoot and behaving much younger than her actual age, Blue will be missed for her great sense of humor and lack of inhibitions. She looked much older than her true age by the way. A great interview with Howard Stern is here.Thank the mighty heavens above for the weekend. Imma enjoy it and so are you. I've adored these stoned Jewish boys from Brooklyn for years--and they used to be so cute too:
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HOPING THE GHETTO TRASH BEHAVES AT TODAY'S LAKERS PARADE...
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Someone at karaoke on Monday night was very kind to say hello, and in his thick Bostonian accent said to me, "Hey WAT, I read your blog posts all the time via Facebook, and I am amazed at how often you are right about so many things, and you're very smart; how do you think of so many topics to talk about?" I was very humbled by his praise, but also well aware that I am an undeniable genius of epic proportions (my genitals), and that he stated what is already obvious to millions upon millions of fans the world over! Yeah, I'm a bit delusional, but you just sit there and agree with me okay? ;) 
Speaking of Facebook, it now tops MySpace as the biggest social networking site in the United States. Yeah, I joined MySpace a few years ago, and at the time remember it being very popular and THEE FAD of the moment. What still makes MySpace cool I guess is its neat music pages and stuff, but for the most part it is kind of a dead site to me nowadays; Facebook has definitely become king in the last year or so that I have been a member. I had resisted Facebooking for quite some time and was really annoyed at first by people's retarded status updates and other junk spam, but have gotten more used to it recently and a little more forgiving as to what others are up to. Everyone's life has at least a little value and merit (even Paris Hilton's--LOL), and I guess it's okay that we're all crying out to be noticed and want to be just a little famous. The sole reason for even being a member of these sites is to get this blog noticed and read, plain and simple. I just wanna be the greatest blogger of all time okay? I WANNA BE A LEGEND IN MY OWN TIME DAWG!
Actor David Carradine was practicing auto-erotic asphyxiation in drag? WHAT?! MY GOODNESS SHECKY!!! That is just embarrassing! Now what we all do in the privacy of our own domains to get off is none of my f*cking business, but the problem for poor David is that his erotic moment went a little too far and he ended up killing himself by mistake; the hotel chambermaid got to find his body--that sucks! But then again, when we all die, our bodies are really at the mercy of others to look at and prepare for burial or cremation, so dying is really quite an embarrassing event for all of us. Andy Warhol said a quote about this once. They keep finding these bloated naked bodies in the Atlantic from that Air France plane crash, and I can only imagine that the remains must not look very pretty at all. Well, who cares anyway I guess; once you're dead, you're dead, so live it up everybody--now that we're all conscious and in a semi-intact shell! HAVE FUN! LET YER HAIR DOWN AND SHAKE THAT ASS!I often listen to and adore this old song. Phil Collins' vocals were among the most unique and beautiful in all of pop/rock music history. Don't you agree? Yes, you do:
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