Monday, February 12, 2007

LEMME HAVE A #3 PLEASE WITH CURLY FRIES AND A STRAWBERRY SHAKE...

The Grammy Awards were Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

I eat way too much fast food. Probably three times a week or so. I wish I knew how to stop. It's convenient, but addictive for sure. There must be chemicals in this junk that keep me coming back! I don't put on any weight, but worry about the arteriosclerosis I may be creating. LOL! I do exercise often though, but STILL!

I saw Super Size Me a while ago, and it was a fascinating indictment of McDonald's, which is the worst fast food offender of them all, bar none! There are proven addictive chemicals in that crap, and I rarely eat their shit, except for their fries once in a blue moon which are freakin' delicious. Their ground beef is different cows mixed together, which really grossed me out! Alls ya need to do is watch that documentary to enlighten yerself on the horror that is the Golden Arches.

I do eat Burger King and Jack in the Box more often though. Burger King is real close to my job, so I often swing by and get me a Whopper Jr. or a Chicken Sandwich. Jack in the Crack seems healthier to me, although it's still the same junk, and way more expensive too; not cheap to eat there by any means! I rarely go to Carl's Jr. or Wendy's but do like their stuff when I do.

I dunno if the rest of the country has Tommy's like we do here, but their chili cheese fries are da bomb, and that's good from time to time, for it does kinda give ya tha runs. Taco Bell is good too, and you know how much you crave their garbage, especially at late hours, although be prepared for the London FARTharmonic Orchestra to play loud and clear out yer asshole. Probably the healthiest and truly delicious burgers, fries, and milkshakes come from In-N-Out, but I often find that long line of cars real annoying to have to wait behind. It is well worth it though, and their ingredients are the most natural of any of the other big chains.

No wonder this country is obese and has so many health issues like heart disease and cancer. It's what we eat, and the little time we have to really think about and prepare our food. I know, I know. We gots jobs and other responsibilities.

I really need to start thinking about what goes into my pie hole though.

Yeah, yeah save the perverted jokes okay?

;)

8 comments:

Bill German said...

in and out is the best.

Gavin Elster said...

I agree. I dont eat any other fast food. In and out is pretty damn good. The only thing that bugs me about in-and-out is the secret GOD messages they put in the wrapping. Look in the corner of your burger wrapper next time. you see something like JOHN 3:16 . Or look under your shake you'll see a secret JESUS message. I dont dig they sly way they push their agenda on you... but I'll still eat there over Burger King any day!

Mouseketeer said...

I'll save all my perverted jokes and present them en mass.

But it could be worse: you could be filling your pie hole with, well, pie and Marie Calendar's just isn't what it used to be.

Sebastien said...

In n out is good. Don't eat much of the stuff though. I remember when my cousin and his friend visited from France. We were in the El in Chicago, and they couldn't believe how fat people were. All they wanted to do was take pictures of obese people!

M- Filer said...

I feel so gross after I eat that stuff--and I do, trust me--it basically just takes some focus to change it. Buy health food at a gourmet market(a little more expensive than Wendys, but not much more) and travel with it in tupperware. When I focus on eating the good shit, I tend to be really revolted by the crappy shit. Then my waist shrinks and I attract more of what I really want in my pie hole. OOOps sorry.

Crazy Eddie said...

I too fall victim to fast food joints, as there is a B.K. right around the corner from where I live. I can scarf down multiple Whoppers and fries to boot, so I understand kiddo...

After I ravage fast food, I generally do a detox of sorts. I eat lots of greens and shovel down plenty of fiber... and inevitably I feel refreshed and ready for more junk... LMAO!

You and me on a firm mattress making love until we're drenched. What do you think?

Besos my lindo

Dave Evanns said...

Yeah Supersize Me was an eye opener.

Christopher said...

that pic of those kids has me stunned...I kinda want to find them boys , kidnap them, and help get em back on track...damn American kids today are so fat...but I really blame the parents.....

and if you take Eddie up on his offer, can u plz videotape it & post here...Thanks!