Wednesday, February 07, 2007

RAMBLE ON.

Like the Led Zeppelin song and title to this post, I gots so much on my mind, I thought I'd just ramble about it all in one good summary here:

--That astronaut woman who drove 900 miles from Texas to Florida in a wig, trenchcoat, carrying a BB gun, mallet, knife, rope, and plastic bags to go and presumably kill the bitch who was c*ntblocking her from her man. The real hilarity in all of this though? She wore a diaper throughout her road trip to avoid having to stop to pee/crap. Woman did not wanna waste time in getting there and smoking the other one out! She did get to pepper spray her at least, before being arrested; NASA is quite embarrassed, and my co-worker and I could not stop making jokes and laughing about poop, Pampers, and other infantile humor at work yesterday due to this shocking story.

--Rudy Giuliani looks like a certainty as a Republican candidate for president. He's not however, as socially conservative as the other right-wingers in his party, and may not be that different from Hillary, whom we all love and want to see rise to the top; hoping Rudy doesn't ruin the chances of Rodham becoming the first vagina to hold the highest office in the land. A very popular mayor while in NYC, and quite the horny old fart, macking on that
new wife he now has.

--Prince is still making headlines for his splendid halftime show at the Super Bowl. But now comes a twist? Did the purple one get away with some subtle naughty raunchy behavior? Justin and Janet flashed that boob openly, getting the loser conservatives all bent out of shape, but maybe Prince just brilliantly got away with his own "malfunction" and no one really noticed.

--Global warming! Global warming! Global warming! You're sick of hearing about it aren't you? Quite the chic overused term at the moment, and some scientists are going as far as to say this is all one big hoax and that it's not happening. Not so fast says Nobel Peace Prize nominee Al Gore! Bush and crew must be paying y'all to deny it! And some scientists say it is happening, but not due to us crummy humans, but just because. Those poor polar bears man.

--I keep hearing all kinds of songs off of Nelly Furtado's latest album, and I must say I am very proud of this girl. She had those two hits years ago, and I honestly thought that was it. I didn't think she would make such an enormous comeback. She has. She had her baby and now looks even better and sexier than before. Must be that Timbaland producer you gots honey that has u sounding so good and bravo to your personal trainer too.

--Yeah, I do feel that there will be a major conflict with Iran soon. It'll probably be Israel firing the first shot or dropping the first bomb in this case! I wonder how much the U.S. will be involved, never forgetting of course that we are now stationed to the left of Iran in Iraq, and to its right in Afghanistan. It's all pretty scary, but keep on living yer lives my brothas and sistas, for what choice do we have right?

--This Wonderland film, with Val Kilmer playing porn star John Holmes was quite good and most interesting. Did John Holmes get away with murder back in the early 80s? I think the drug-addicted weasel did! A set of real brutal murders right here in LA on Wonderland Ave. and it looks like John was the enabler. U gots ta see the movie or read the gruesome fascinating details. And kudos to Lisa Kudrow (of Friends fame) for putting in a surprisingly awesome performance as Holmes' estranged and disappointed wife.

--Any body lotion or body wash with that Warm Toasted Vanilla Sugar scent is a dream come true. I just love the way that God damn stuff smells. HELLS YEAH!

The end.

8 comments:

alice said...

I saw "Wonderland", and you're right, it was powerful. My husband knew some of the details of that case, and John Holmes DID get away with murder. But he died not too long afterwards and you know how karma works.

I think that astronaut woman left her common sense in space...

Amanda said...

HILIARY???? REEEEEEEEEALLY, HUBBY? ICK!

Sebastien said...

I gotta see Wonderland... heard about all that stuff...

Man oh man, the astronaut woman, seriously, that shit is so funny, it shouldn't be, it should be really sad and make us worry about NASA and the fact that we are giving them all that money... Seriously though, you couldn't write a script like that, only in reality...

Crazy Eddie said...

I couldn't agree with you more. Nelly Furtado has matured and so has her music. Her second album was unfortunately deemed "too deep" for the masses to consume, but this last album is more radio friendly...

I particularly enjoyed Say It Right...

And as for that Astronaut lady, I actually feel really bad for her. The woman is extremely intelligent (hence the whole Astronaut thing), she was married for 19 years... and I guess she just flipped. Yeah, it's really psycho to go to the lengths she did, but I still remain sympathetic...

You on a Cubano sandwich with a side-order of pickles...

Yummy...

Besos

Gavin Elster said...

ya cant beat warm vanilla sugar. Its the best in winter! (sad that is the only thing i can comment on from that huge post.)

Scot said...

If people were put off by Prince, don't go to the ballet. My God, Balanchine's 'Apolo' has a full minute of a man in a white tight outfir, off one shoulder, holding a white lute against his hip and making huge arm circles 'strumming' it. My friend Mari and I just about wet ourselves trying not to laugh when we watched it. The only picture I found on Google is a rather tame version: http://www.geneschiavone.com/gallery/albums/Principal-Dancers/DSC0051_4x6_e.thumb.jpg

M- Filer said...

My sources tell me that we will be at war with Iran by the 18th. of February. I hope not. But it looks that way, it's as if W has nothing to lose , so why not go for it.

Marko said...

OMG...she wore a diaper?

JEEZUS!

No wonder they are updating their screening process...wow!