Friday, October 22, 2010


The only time I sincerely watch TV is if I am at friend's house. I can't seem to really enjoy it on my own anymore, and it's such a vast God damn annoying wasteland anyway! LIKE THIS BLOG! HA! If I'm by myself, the first thing I gravitate towards is the Internet and gay por...YOUTUBE! Yes, good ole' YouTube! It really is quite an incredible website that has ridiculously revolutionized my life and that of millions. I do watch silly clips here and there from time to time, but what most fascinates me and what I truly do appreciate about the Tube are some very awesome uploaded documentaries, biographies, and movies. You can learn so much! And lots of cool clips from old TV shows and news events before my time. Then there's those awesome conspiracy theory videos like Loose Change, Zeitgeist, and now I'm in the middle of watching this one which is quite long and a bit repetitive, but very informative nonetheless. I have nothing against wanting to be entertained and getting your mind off life's problems, but I feel American television nowadays is retarded and many of these sick horrible reality shows and lame talk shows are a sign of the true decay of our society. It's the way of keeping the masses dumb and distracted, while the government continues its unprecedented corruption and the economy keeps on tanking; you really believe this is just a recession or that it's over?! NO F*CKING WAY.

I been discussing GOD a bit lately with certain friends and my brother in Georgia even. After the harrowing traumatic experience this past spring and summer with the evil monster who cannot love, I have come to believe in God more than ever only because I can't quite comprehend or understand how I did not jump off a bridge or go insane with the awful grief I just went through. I guess time and perspective eventually heals everybody and it has nothing to do with God, but my particular story has a lot of instances that cannot be explained rationally, scientifically, or logically--at least to me. There was that dream I had after I prayed and prayed for an answer on that psychopath and why I was so hurt, and boom, it was granted! Or dead-on Bible verses that would pop at me randomly reassuring and comforting me that everything was going to be okay. Or the woman who does not know me, whom I've never met that recently during prayer told my aunt about everything that I had been through and how my blessings would return and be multiplied; kind of like the story of Job. There are plenty of atheists these days and rightfully so: religion is terribly corrupt, evil exists, and suffering is endless. Why would there be a God right?! But within me, it's been a feeling, a powerful feeling that I just cannot explain. I just don't think I'm still here and healing nicely just because. Call me crazy, kooky, retarded, or just plain ridiculous. But that's my story. I fully admit, I need this kind of comfort, especially for the kind of horrific crisis I just survived. Others cope differently and that's okay. Leave me with this at least please?

Wes Bentley and I look alike okay? And I love this scene period. And I love the classic "C*NT!" delivery here. Thanks again YouTube:


D1RTY said...

I had a dream that it was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and bitches within a 10 mile radius were getting wet.Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know,Hermelinda. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. So I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPMs (this is an Italian import with a special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my pad and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it like a badass, Hermelinda called me and said she wanted me to fuck her . So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house.These Ferrari's have top notch brakes ya know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it cause when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at MY COCK. BOOYA.

Flash forward 10 mins later. My 30 inch cock is deep inside her pussy hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. I blow my load so hard she falls off, there had to have been about 2 pints of baby gravy everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar,I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

mkf said...

you're the only other gay conspiracy theorist i know--i'm glad you exist.

as for your brother, i bet he's a fun fuck.

RG said...

You know, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you! LOL

Conclave27 said...

Seriously the Govt. out to get us?
Wow... I hope it is note too late to change things.... change would be good right.... ahhh wait... that what that want to here... no lates stay the course.... ahhhh wait they want me to say that too! LOL....

Well you know my take on it.... let good sort us out...."Do ant's constantly worry about everything non-antish?" Just stay out of the way and do you stuff and you should be okay.

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Yes, remember when people actually watched TV in real time because they knew they'd not have a chance to see a program again? If by some miraculous convergence of heaven, earth and the Cosmos the original Beatles reunited to play Sgt. Pepper in its entirety you would miss it because you were watching gay, YoutTube.

Conclave27 said...

I think we have seen enough tribute bands already do it over and over. Plus fake Paul (re-incarnation of Alister Crowley) would not bring back his sacrifice John Lenon.

Plus it is like... let us see 90 year old Madonna do "Like a Virgin". It is very very very sad... when old performers come out to do tired tricks. Plus that is why there are DVDs and recreations so you can relive those moments... lol