Monday, December 10, 2007

WAT'S HUMOR KEEPING HIM YOUNG + OBAMA IS MY MAN: NEXT OPRAH!

I was told Friday night while at one of the bars in my general area called C Frendz, that I have a terrific sense of humor. Someone actually said it was very good dry humor. Of course, most of the fools there that night were piss drunk/plastered, but hey, I'll take any compliment that comes my way! Odd really, that at this stage/age in my life I am being hit on/approached more often than ever before. Must be that I ooze more confidence now, that the experience and wisdom which I now have just emanates from my pores and onto others like some really good expensive intoxicating cologne or something. GOD MAN. Someone else even said, "I like your laugh a lot, it sounds as if you really enjoy having a good time." Funny because I've been told the same thing by people at work. I tend to laugh out loud and with gusto, since I won't really be able to do so once I die, so I might as well enjoy this all now before it's taken away. It'd be nice to actually laugh as I die! Yeah, chuckle away as my vital bodily organs shut down and I travel down into that tunnel of light...

What makes this all the more sweeter is that I'm defying my age like Melanie Griffith once said one should in those old Revlon commercials! Too bad Melanie has failed at age defiance herself! I'm almost into my mid-thirties here, but most are shocked and think I'm in my mid-twenties! No sun, no smoking, no heavy drinking, and plenty of sleep are the key to my age-defying success! Of course, I look like a very pale vampire and a prime candidate for a hunter like Buffy to come and drive a stake through my heart, but I'm challenging the hands of time baby! Here's hoping I don't grow any fangs or a taste for blood anytime soon.

What's this?! Oprah is seriously endorsing Obama now. Lemme tells ya, Oprah has a lot of clout and influence in this country. The minute she tells those women on her show to donate to a cause, watch a lousy/cheesy TV movie-of-the-week, or read some book, those females listen and do as the Empress orders them to. She's bigger than life this Winfrey beluga whale, and supporting Obama as a presidential candidate can only work in his favor. Must be she wants to jump Obama's bones, since the man is not only very intelligent but actually kind of good looking too. But then again, isn't Oprah a lesbian? Nah, that's a rumor right? She loves food though no doubt about it, and can afford all she wants being worth one billion and change.

Yeah, just watching as 2007 rapidly slips into the history books...

11 comments:

M- Filer said...

After seeing a clip of those two on stage, I felt like voting for Oprah...not Obama. She dwarfs him the way Bill dwarfs Hillary. They shouldn't share the same stage!

Marko said...

Everyone guesses me in my early 20's too, thats a good thing though!

Yes Oprah is whoring Obama, I kinda like the guy but iots still too early to tell.

alexgirl said...

That picture of Phyllis Diller is hilarious!
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing about Oprah. I wonder if her endorsements will seal the deal for Obama... guess we'll all have to wait and find out!
ps-I bet you have a great laugh!

Gledwood said...

Oprah "I never smile on my tv prog bc I own the studios and don't have to!"

yeah but I still like her book club (when I get to see it, brit tv considers her too boring to show these days seemingly - I can't find her anywhere in the schedules!!)

hey re her MAJ the proper HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II I FINALLY FOUND THE ANNIE LIEBOWITZ SILLY COW "TAKE YOUR CROWN OFF" CLIP!

It's on my blue blog tonight so do have a poke through

Todd said...

If you do happen to grow fangs, let me know.
Vampires don't age, so maybe that is your real secret to age-defying.

Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Oprah is not a lesbian. I went out bar hopping with her friend Gayle and Rosie O'Donnell last weekend, and they both told me that it's just a nasty rumor. However, they said that Dinah Shore was and was 75% black. Dinah is working to register other dead people to vote for Obama.

Bill German said...

I really need to quit drinking. I am sick of this game

Gledwood said...

Dry humour is like dry white wine. it's still wet and it still gets you drunk ~ hehe!!

Palm Springs Savant said...

I agree with m filer. I want to vote for Oprah!

Pod said...

yes poor lopsided ole melanie!
but you. look at you with your baby soft skin and infectious laugh and your big feet and...and....

CatWoman said...

You're hilarious. I'm also a laugh-a-holic who looks 13 years younger than my actual age. All for the same reasons as you. (I usually say, "I didn't have any kids to suck the life source out of me"
(Those little buggers shave off 10 years off your life in just the first 15 years of their life)
Hey do you like Cesaria Evora any?