Wednesday, May 21, 2008

I'LL KEEP MY 20 CENTIMETERS. THANKS!

I'm so bloody tired. I'm fighting a slight cold or something...

They had open mic karaoke at my local bar twice this week, on Monday and Tuesday nights. Although Monday night was more crowded and lively, I found it interesting to find gay dudes and lesbians on Tuesday night who were not that crazy about or into the legalization of gay marriage! Imagine that! Oh yes, we're a strange sub-culture aren't we? I didn't have a belt on Monday night so my pants were kind of falling down, and the sweet nice Irish bartender lent me his, even though it wasn't small enough to go around my tiny waist. He said, "I know you're self-conscious about your little waist, but you're beautiful, and you should be proud." The highlight of my karaoke adventure this week was getting the chance to sing this remarkable song; I only wish I'd had fireworks on the stage to go along with it. LOL!

This past Sunday, I watched a pretty cool movie from Spain called 20 centímetros, and although very much like the terrific Hedwig and the Angry Inch, it was still quite enjoyable and wonderful a picture! The main actress playing a frustrated pre-op transsexual is marvelous, and the witty cheesy musical numbers were fun to watch. I really really liked it, and highly recommend this wonderful little film! The masculine love interest in the film is quite the hottie too! DAMN! It's tough enough to be a gay dude, but can you even imagine what it would be like to not be happy with the gender you were biologically born with? I'm most pleased to be a guy, and would never even think of taking female hormones or chopping up my penis to turn it into a vagina. That is some heavy shit man!

Politics and the past aside, I honestly feel bad for Ted Kennedy.

9 comments:

Bill German said...

i could care less about gay marriage. But I support it. Now get me a beer and a bong.

dit said...

In my opinion, I believe many are afraid to take it too seriously. In the thought that it may be taken away in November.

How sweet of that bartender to loan you his belt and give you such a nice compliment.

Gary said...

I like a little waist my friend. You can borrow my belt anytime!

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Where's footage of that karaoke number? KCRW was playing songs from "Ram" the other day, and I thought of you. I forgot how much I love that album.

dennis said...

Dennis feels bad about anyone who gets a brain tumor. it's very scary sounding, like a horror movie where this thing is eating your brain. we all need every single bit of brain we have.

Palm Springs Savant said...

you need to post a video of yourself doing karaoke WAT

Todd said...

I loved 20 Centimeters. I'm into Spanish films at the moment. They have a lovely approach to human relationships, so much better than the cliche and artificial Hollywood films.

That's one of my favorite McCartney songs!! I would have loved to have heard you sing that one, sans belt.

Lewis said...

There you go again...tooting your own "I have a small tender waist and like to show it off" story. Nice. Really nice for those of us who don't sport such a physique. Hell, the next thing you know, you'll be telling us how big your _______ is.

LBIC said...

I haven't seen 20 centimeters. I'm going to have to check it out. Thanks!