As California and the rest of these once great United States continue plunging into the greatest economic depression of all time, I'd like to devote a little bit of blog space to this handsome man:Yes, that is actor Chris Evans, whose movies up to this point are really not that extraordinary, but being able to watch/admire him in all his manly stud glory is good enough. LOL! I think the first time I saw Chris was in Not Another Teen Movie, where he was already looking mighty fine, but he still had not begun to massively work out. Then came those horrible Fantastic Four films starring that boring ashamed-to-be-Latina bitch Jessica Alba, but I was willing to overlook her just to get a glimpse of the new and improved Chris Evans, all pumped up and looking like a million bucks. I dare say, he might just give my beloved Jakey G. a run for his money, although Jakey is the superior actor in far better movies than Evans, but still! LOOK AT CHRIS! DROOOOL! You go whiteboy! See Chris in his new film opening today, Push. I should go see it, because the premise sounds pretty cool, but I also think it's probably mindless enough to best wait for it on DVD. Also see the new Dakota Fanning in her awkward puberty stage! AHAHAHAHAH!
Elton John and Billy Joel are in concert together next month I believe. Britney Spears is also coming to town, as are the awesome Scottish band Travis, but I have yet to buy tickets for any of these events. I dunno. Not too excited about live shows this year as I was in 2008. Gotta be careful with the cash right now right? Oddly, 2008 was a great year for the concert business, they actually posted a profit! Go figure. And I actually went to eight concerts in 2008 myself, which is a record for me. It does get expensive though, and sometimes I end up sitting next to really annoying retarded people. And parking can be so irritating as well! UGH! But I have to say, I did enjoy most of the shows I attended last year, so I guess all the fuss is worth it. I'll only live once in this mediocre dimension, so I might as well start planning to attend a concert or two. BRITNEY HERE I COME! I can't believe I'm even considering a Britney show! I have truly lost my mind, but this will probably be her most awesome tour yet, as the girl is truly in her prime.
Sir Paul genius McCartney was on The Colbert Report recently. Thanks to my bud Vito for the heads up. Very very funny: