"MY NAME IS WAT, AND I'M HERE TA RECRUIT YOU!"

It's a bittersweet moment for me right now. My one friend is very sick and bravely battling a shitty disease, while my other good bud is doing very very well/thriving despite his illness! Go figure. I've been in a strangely decent mood the last week or so. There are some cute straight dudes at work I get to talk to who seem to enjoy my company, and I feel most fortunate to have them around my cubicle chatting it up. It's a gay man's wet dream to be surrounded by straight hotness that I can possibly turn to the dark side! LOLOL! I'm not holding my breath mind you, but one never knows! Even more flattering and encouraging were my brother's remarks to my mother recently that I had gotten very handsome as of late; that I am looking hot. OH MY GOD. My brother Charles is a fag! LOLOLOLOL! But seriously, that is so ego-boosting for realz dawg, and I think it's due to my heavy sleeping and heavy eating as of late, which has helped me put on some weight on my normally thin bod, especially on my face. Must be also the fact that I've reached my prime age: 26! Well, I look about 26 okay? SCREW YOU! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?! HA!

I blame my bud at work for introducing me to Milo Ventimiglia. DAMN YOU! I'm trying not to fantasize already about unattainable hottie male celebs like Jakey G., Chris Evans, Ben Foster, Paul Walker, and Ryan Reynolds, and now I gotta deal with Milo?! Milo is on that NBC show I never watched called Heroes, along with that blonde pretty chick Hayden Panettiere, whom he was dating for a while, but they've split up because the age difference is too great I suppose. Hayden is about 12 years old and Milo is in his early thirties! HAHA! Yeah, YouTube has really silly clips of Milo doing silly mundane things, but I do enjoy watching them sometimes just because Milo turns me on. Damn, I am so gay. I can't bloody help it. At times, Milo doesn't look THAT hot, but I think it's his boy-next-door type look that makes him endearing, and I hear he is in nice shape. Hey Milo, if you ever get a job at my office, come to my cubicle like my other straight dude friends at work and hang out to chit chat okay? Cool deal bro! HEEHEE!

This song is so simple, so awesomely sung by lead singer Thom Yorke, and so amazing, especially when stoned! Such is the greatness of Radiohead: