Friday, February 27, 2009

SAY GOODBYE TO FEBRUARY.

I went back to the gym Wednesday night! I CAN'T FREAKIN' BELIEVE IT!!! The last time I set foot there was mid 2007, and I was so burned out and sick of it then, that I decided I needed a break. That was one LONG break though! I'm happy to have the motivation once again, and I am ready to get a better body this time around. After just one workout so far, I am sore, but it's a good feeling for sure. I may be imagining it, but I could swear my muscles look even nicer today! 2008 was such a depressive and lazy year for me; I had no goals, no desire for anything really, other than the basics to survive! Hmm...wait a minute. Ever since I started those gross apple cider vinegar shots, I wonder if they have anything to do with my newfound motivation? Whatever it may be, I pray to God this awesome feeling to move forward and bulk up in 2009 will continue. ¡VIVA LA MOTIVACIÓN! Watch out Chris Evans, here I come! LOLOLOL! My co-worker recommended this protein powder to gain weight and start building up my new gorgeous bod. He also wants me to work out five days a week for eight weeks straight! Sounds nice, but that kind of regimen will probably cause me to burn out or just plain drop dead! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Imma start slow and go at least 3 times a week.

I hate to give that attention-whore "octomom" any more mention than she deserves, but I can't help it. She is an absolute mental case, and was recently seen in this footage arguing with her mother. This pathetic woman has no job, so the hospital will not be releasing those eight kids to her anytime soon they said, to add to her other six already at home. I think the father/sperm donor reared his head recently too or something. I dunno man, the whole damn story is a mess, and she's having her 15 minutes of fame for sure and loving it. On top of this whole scandalous mess, our sex friends at Vivid have made "octomom" a nice 1 million dollar offer to star in a porno and health insurance for her litter of kids. Go for it honey, 'cause we the taxpayers do not want to support your insanity! I'd wanna watch this DVD too, being the sicko that I am! AHAHAHA!

The Obamas are looking for a White House dog and they are more than likely going to adopt a Portuguese Water Hound for the girls, because one of them is allergic to most dogs, but this breed is nice in that it doesn't shed too much hair. Or will that other allergy-free Labradoodle breed end up winning their hearts instead? We'll know by spring for sure! Why don't they just adopt one of each breed right? AW! Then there'll be two cute funnee doggy friends, and they can run around the Oval Office playing with squeaky toys while the president talks on the phone with other world leaders about how to deal with the continuing collapse of the world's financial system and a nuclear Iran! HEE!

I hope he had enough hand sanitizer Tuesday night. This amount
of hand-shaking and adulation is extraordinary! It took him an eternity it seems, to get from the entrance to the podium:

5 comments:

Todd said...

Good luck on the gym stuff. In order to build, you've got to rest your muscles so pay attention to your routine and muscle sets when working out five days a week. During that eight weeks, don't get disappointed. It's after that the muscles will start to appear.
I'm going to have to try that apple cider vinegar stuff. I need all the help I can get right now.

RG said...

Oh puppy - you'll survive the gym thing just fine. Try going back to the gym, or just plain working out, after you turn 40. There are days when I'm done with the weights and I'm sore in places I didn't know I had muscles!

And stick with it! You should see results after six weeks. Eight weeks is just icing on the cake, of which I would gladly lick off. LOL

A Lewis said...

Right on with the gym! Good for you...now the challenge will be to keep it up (going to the gym...not the OTHER thing). As for the dog, I told Michelle and Barack that my little Mason is well known for his hypoallergenic abilities.... the Maltipoo is what they should have had.

Graycrow said...

Great post made me LOL. Who would get a dog if their daughter is allergic to them?
They should get with the times and get a SONY robot dog (unless there is an american made alternative robotic mutt on the market).

Crazy Eddie said...

Todd speaks the truth WAT baby. In order to see results, your muscles have to properly rest. When you work out, your muscles sorta rip and become swollen. These are small tears in the muscle. Without the rest of these muscles, you will strain your body and your body will shut down.

Remember, muscles naturally have a "memory" so you must make sure to change up your routine to avoid the "plateau" effect. Your muscles will cease growth if you maintain the same ole boring routine. Change it up. Shock your muscles. I continue to shock my muscle and have seen dramatic results.

I'm oddly aroused now.

Besos WAT baby.