The cantaloupe I'm eating as I write this is as sweet as honey. Delicious!
When el pendejo idiota Bush was in office (and what a shitty 8 years those were), people were complaining. Obama is now the leader of the land, and people are still complaining!!! Every day and night with these liberals and conservatives fighting each other! ARGH! ENOUGH!!! Can't we all just work together to move this country forward and into progress?! The United States is so divided! Ironic, but true. Now all this brouhaha over the health plan and that Obamerz is gonna give a speech to the schools and talk to the kiddies about their education next week and that it's just an excuse for him to indoctrinate them with Marxist or fascist ideas. WHAT?! I'm no big Obama fan myself, but since when is a president addressing kids at school a bad thing?! They got teachers and schoolmates that influence them more on a daily basis than the president talking to them for one measly day! He's not even personally going to any schools, he's doing it through the Internet anyway--CHILL OUT PEOPLE! Sometimes I think this country is full of whiners and haters who love to stir shit up just because they enjoy the f*cking drama, like the assholes at our homeowner's association meetings. Stay away from me ye evildoers! LOL! People need to get laid or something.
Of course, I have no set plans for this Labor Day weekend. I never have any set plans period other than to go to work, and one of my co-workers/buds absolutely hates this about me. "Why don't you ever commit to something and give definite answers to people?" YEAH YEAH YEAH, get off my back will ya? Okay, I admit that maybe my life could use a little more planning ahead and organization, but I'm surviving am I not? I look pretty good don't I? What more do you agenda-carrying weirdos want from me?! Mind you, I agree that a massive trip to Europe or party should be planned, but for the most part I like to be kind of spontaneous with my "free" time--play it by ear to see what comes up. What I really need to look ahead to is heading out more and enjoying the outdoors. I definitely don't do enough of that, which is why I have seen at least 3 billion movies via Netflix in the past three years or so. LOL! I'm moderate in my outlook on things. I love being a homebody, but I also love going out to eat, movies, or whatever when it feels right. And I'm more of a night owl anyway! The sun is pretty and essential and all that but the rays will damage my skin and make me look old, and so far I am vainly defying my true age. So yeah, I am Madonna pasty/pale, but I've been considering going to the beach sometime this weekend perhaps to work on a tan and pick up some hot men. HA! My scheduling precise bud would cringe at this answer, but as I like to say, "We'll see or maybe I'll go the beach this weekend?" And a maybe from me does not always mean "no" so don't even go there.
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