Wednesday, May 17, 2006

"AND IN HER EYES YOU SEE NOTHING, NO SIGN OF LOVE BEHIND THE TEARS, CRY FOR NO ONE, A LOVE THAT SHOULD'VE LASTED YEARS."

WHAT???!!!

SAY IT AIN'T SO! Sir Paul McCartney and his one-legged young plain Jane wifey are splitting??!!

Well, I've never had anything against Heather Mills, but rumors have been circulating for years that Paul's older kids never really got along with her. She's also way younger than Paul, so this may also be a factor.

Linda McCartney man. That is Paul's one and only true love.


Forever.

http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/4153/

http://tinyurl.com/peo9u

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12827984/

5 comments:

Todd said...

Yeah, Linda and Paul worked magic together, in their music and social life. It's still sad that she's gone and Paul has never been the same since, even though he's tried.

Mikey said...

It's the whole older, younger dating thing. BTW want to try it? ps. I guesss I was the midget that was at work on Weds. Being 5'4" does that count?

Bill German said...

well shit, I have 3 legs, she can have one of mine.

gay guru said...

How could Heather compete? She was a frickin polaroid when Linda was an Eastman for crying out loud. Well, I hope Paul finds some happiness still, he is too much of a legend to have some boring twilight years. I am sure his lil baby will help with that though.

Marko said...

I dont think they had a pre-nup either...ooops!