Well, that manager that harassed me at the gym last time is gone. Ain't seen him for a good while now. Good riddance!
There I was, standing in the sauna last night when a pudgy chubby middle-aged still laughably dyes-his-hair a cheap red brown seated white man who looked a lot like Harry Potter's mean uncle (see pic) starts talking to me about the NBA playoffs. Harmless enough I thought and we seemed to be having a friendly conversation about basketball. Then he guides me towards the gun control topic.
Fuckwad: "Yeah, ya know guns don't kill people, and all these tree huggers and the media wanna take away our guns which is protected by the Second Amendment. Guns are to defend ourselves, not to kill. The police need them and we as citizens have a right to own and have them. Hunters need them to kill animals and eat food."
WAT: "Well, I dunno. Guns are weapons for hurting and killing if ya look at it clearly. And vegetarians would not agree with you on hunting animals. It's not such a clear issue."
Fuckwad: "Well no, you're wrong! You've been brainwashed by the media and you grew up in the city! What do you know about having to hunt your own food and kill animals to eat!? You've never fired a gun, what do you know?! You're just brainwashed and I feel sorry for you. I'd hate to be you."
WAT: "Sir, I could say all of the above to you as well, but we will agree to disagree. You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to mine." (at this point, I kinda did wish Idda had a gun, to rid the world of this imposing aggressive ridiculous fuck.)
I could see this dude was seriously mentally ill. One of those dying conservative racist NRA-loving jerks who cannot stand a more open-minded heinous "liberal" like myself disagreeing with him. I went silent and he tried to start a conversation with a new visitor to the sauna, then out of left field comes out with this dumbass statement: "This sauna is like being on Santa Monica Blvd!", which was an offensive allusion to gay West Hollywood here in LA. Yeah, nice try homophobic pig goatfucking Nazi! I didn't say a word, and let the comment go, but at this point I hated his fucking guts and was really wishing a heart attack would strike him then and there so I could laugh at him.
So I goes to the shower area to rinse off and Fucknut Nazi goes to do the same and as he is leaving tries to speak to me; HAS THE UTTER NERVE TO TRY AND SPEAK TO ME YET AGAIN!
Fucknut: "Well, have a nice evening."
WAT ignoring him as he rinses his hair.
Fucknut: "WELL FUCK U!"
WAT: "NO, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! IMMA REPORT YOU FOR HARRASSING ME! GET THA FUCK LOST!"
Fucknut: "REPORT WHAT?! HUH? REPORT YOUR MOMMA!", as he stands there almost in my face.
WAT: "FUCK OFF!", as I'm ready to defend myself to the death were he to strike me. Fucknut walked away mumbling more bullshit and that was that. Well! Lovely night at the gym huh? How is this happening to me?! This is the second time this year I'm running into anti-gay assholes there!
I'm thinking how to behave/react if he does start talking or even insulting me next time. I swear, I think it's best I walk away from him, for I do honestly feel Imma take one of the sauna rocks and mash it into his already decrepit face, or do just worse and then end up going to jail for assault. I do have these words though for wherever this diarrhea-in-the-sewer certifiable turd may be:
YOU LOWLIFE ARCHIE BUNKER WANNABE OLD DYING WASTE O'SPACE FAT FUCKING TUB OF LARD CREEPY MENTALLY INSANE NUTJOB STUPID PIECE OF SHIT PUKE GUM UNDER MY SHOE BUSH SUPPORTING ANTI-GAY LOONY GARBAGE PAIL. PLEASE DIE SOON AND HELP OUR EARTH IN COMBATTING GLOBAL WARMING WITH YOUR FORTUNATE DEMISE!
There, I feel better now. I really do. And ironically, these incidents do make for good ass blog posts!