Wednesday, May 09, 2007

SWEATY GENITALIA AS THE BRUSH BURNS.

Seriously, I wanna thank each and every one of you who takes the time to read my crap and comment! Remember, don't feel obligated to comment if ya don't want to or find my ranting boring, okay? Only comment when you feel the absolute true honest desire to do so! Of course, watch my comments now dwindle back to under the usual five I used to get per post! LOL! Ok, nevermind that dumbass advice I just gave you. Comment to death my pretties! MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL, LOVED, AND FAMOUS!

It is so facking hot in LA right now! Way hotter than normal! Did someone bring on the summer early this year or something?! WHAT THE HELL??!! I mean, it hit 100 here in my part of the city and I could've sworn it was mid-July or August! HOT DAMN MAN! Ya know, we hardly had any rain at all in LA this past winter, which is absolutely terrible because now we're stuck with a bunch of dry brush and drought-like conditions. For the heat to be already here this early on does not bode well. No. This is creepy earthquake weather, and possibly more evidence of that shitty and scary global warming phenomenon.

And worse, the brush fires are probably gonna be real bad, since we have lots and lots of humans living near/on hillsides and other very rustic areas all over the city here. Case in point: as I write this post, we have a terrible fire going on right now at Griffith Park, which is our main city park here in Los Angeles, like Central Park is to NYC. The rumor is some fool was smoking in a restricted area of the park today and threw his cig (now he's badly burned at the hospital perhaps?) and all hell broke loose, and now we got a 600 acre fire burning over there (worst one in 46 years) right now threatening homes, the landmark Greek Theatre, and possibly our city zoo. UGH! It doesn't help we get these extreme heat waves coupled with very strong dry winds either, or that we have psycho pyromaniacs lurking out there.

I have been reading recently about record-breaking temps in China, Canada, and other areas of the world which has scientists quite alarmed. Alas, this very strange hot weather this early on is kind o' troubling. But it sure makes me damn horny! YEEHA! Love what it does for my sex drive, as the polar ice caps sadly melt away...

I hope the current LA heat wave possibly due to global warming causes Paris Hilton to catch on fire and rids us of her whining horrific spoiled brat existence.

Go to jail already and suffer like a real person would u annoying retard!

11 comments:

Todd said...

There's something rather bizarre about combining global warming with your sex drive.

I think there's a movie in there some where.

dirty said...

Retard! HA! I love that term...brilliant!

I love the heat wave we are having...you are so right about the sex drive on that one.

Gavin Elster said...

There is going to be a surge of dirty lurkers at the bars now that they cant "hang out" at the park.
Interesting fact:
They stationed fire trucks in the park on monday because they expected a problem this week.

Junk Thief said...

Don't feel the need to comment is the perfect come on for comments...

The fog and cool have returned to SF, so maybe LA will get a reprieve soon.

Yes, why can't Paris Hilton burst into flames instead of Griffith Park!

Christopher said...

Ha!...I posted about this damn heat too!...and I totally understand your heat-induced horniness, as I'm also affected!

Emma said...

I've kind of given up on America, but if Paris Hilton gets out if this sentence I'm moving to...what country is the least fucked-up? Well, I'm going to find it and MOVE THERE.
The praying-mantis drunk-driving little bitch should GO TO JAIL. Dude, I'm not against drinking, but it's just STUPID TO DRINK AND DRIVE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE SO RICH YOU COULD HIRE A GROUP OF DWARVES TO CARRY YOU HOME ON THEIR LITTLE DEFORMED BACKS.
Okay, sorry about that...your posts always get me so riled up Wat :^)

Global warming sucks. Wasn't that scintillating?
You ARE special, loved, and famous, dude! And your ranting is anything but boring...or was it a different WAT who recently posted an entry about the male g-spot?

The Boob Lady said...

We are indeed having abnormally hot temperatures here in Canada. It's very strange. In my neck of the woods, it's hot, where my parents live, they've got snow. I'm still ready to have a nice in-between...

Minty said...

We had our first 70 degree day in Chicago yesterday, and I wasn't happy.

I hate being hot... Which is sad considering I'll be spending an eternity in Hell...

Sebastien said...

I know you didn't mean that last part about Paris. I know you love her.

Temps in Phoenix... it's pretty hot here for May... we are so fucked.

Pod said...

it is raining less and less here, getting more and more dry and hot. bushfires are getting worse. soon we shall all be constant horndogs...

oh dear

Bill German said...

I spent 20 years in griffith park. how sad