The eyes of the world are on Britain kiddies! Or at least mine are!
They're on edge over serious terrorist attempts in the last week of course. What I hadn't noticed though is that they just got a new prime minister! WHY THAT'S PRETTY SIGNIFICANT AIN'T IT SHERLOCK? My beloved bud made a good point, which I had not realized; these failed attacks must've been attempted in order to influence the new U.K. leader Gordon Brown and his developing government. WHY OF COURSE! That's just what they did in Spain during the elections there back in 2004; they bombed that train station in Madrid and soon after the new prime minister pulled all his support out of Iraq.
And just this weekend, they celebrated a huge charity concert at Wembley Stadium in honor of Princess Di. There they were, those two adorable boys, her sons: Prince William and Prince Harry. Don't know why man, but unlike that rich witch Paris Hilton, I think Diana's kids are so nice, friendly, charismatic, and likable, despite being born into wealth. It doesn't hurt that they're good looking too right? I just hope William doesn't continue physically morphing into his oogly father as he seems to be as of late. They certainly don't seem as stuck-up or cold like their father's side of the family; Her Majesty THE OLD BAG and PRINCE EARS. And that nastey Afghan Hound-looking stepmother of theirs, Camilla.
Who needs to culturally focus on the U.S. these days, when there's so much going on in the good ole' United Kingdom?