Monday, December 22, 2008

HAPPY HANUKKAH, BUT IN THE MEANTIME...

Britney Spears sounds like a streetwalking prostitute on certain tracks off her new album, and I LOVE IT! Yes, I typed that! I might have to check myself into a mental institution for this, because admitting that I like Britney Spears is akin to losing one's soul and selling it to the Devil. The tracks are catchy, groovy, and brilliantly produced; she's got an awesome team of scientists working with her that make her sound good. So way ta go BritNAY! I used to dislike her very much when she first started for being too damn teeny and popsy cute, but after her incredibly turbulent marriage and subsequent weird behavior, I now think the pop airhead from the South has much more credibility and life experience. She's real now ya know? She's human, non-virginal, and wrecked by life! She's not that young innocent school girl no more for sure; her pornographic voice/intonations on certain tracks are much more acceptable now than they were back then because I wholeheartedly believe K-Fed (although a loser in life) was probably really awesome in bed. Mmm hmmm. Congrats Britney, your last album got me hooked, and your latest now has me convinced that you are a true pop star. I'm a bit ashamed to admit this, so I think I will stop now. I don't mind hearing if you dislike Britney, because it is perfectly understandable, but I will admit to her as a guilty pleasure. SO THERE.

We haven't had such an early good hearty powerful winter in a while don't ya think? It's rainy again here in L.A. and very cold and snowy in other major parts of this great country! So there ya go! Global warming at its finest! I actually welcome all this precipitation because one never knows when a drought might hit next year or the next or whenever, so it's always good for these clouds to come in a drop some water. Our lives depend on it!

So, in honor of winter and of many more rainy (or snowy) days to come, I present you this obscure little awesome tune called "Rainy Day" by a little British band called Coldplay:


8 comments:

icancarryallthebagsandthebabiestoo said...

Britney Spears is my guilty pleasure.

Did you see her documentary? I just watched it last night. She seems so sad.

Chandira said...

It's ok, I recently came out as liking Paris Hilton, for the same reasons.. Nobody laughed.. ;-)

Todd said...

Unless I'm held down by force and made to listen, I doubt that I will ever hear Britney's latest. I still don't understand why this country is so fascinated by her. Oh wait, it just made sense. This country, Britney, they're both kind of the same if you really think about it...

Lili Lebeouf said...

Is this even a newer album beyond the "britnay bitch" album? I don't like "womanizer" it sounds like pre-fabricated cum-drops posing as napalm fluid in an old unoriginal cast iron printing press. Wigger please stop fucking ripping off Vanity six and Prince already!!! (I always knew this and later I learned he's one of her fav's) yes.. well I hope ... Read Morethe other songs are danceable.. when you saw Britnay and Justin appear next to Madonna at that concert didnt it seem like a worn out bette davis movie gone awry? Imagine these dolts in their 70's. When is TALENT GOING TO GET BACK??!??!?!?!

Catherine @ The Blonde Diaries said...

I'm with you. I find myself liking her two singles off of the new cd as well as the videos. I see myself buying this album in the after Christmas sales.

molly said...

it felt good seeing a comment from WAT again!!
i feel completely the same about britney...was never a fan until "blackout" and now im hooked!

Amadeus said...

Hey I didnt read your article. I can't believe they are calling me lili lebeouef here, I can't even remember how I spelled it. lol!
U forgot to mention an all important fact, britnay is bipolar!

I think the drugs she's taking have made her feel zombie like, thats why she was crying that she "feels no passion". They should adjust her medication to see what they can do. Surely turning one into an unfeeling zombie isn't the answer. Maybe she should get some hypnosis along with all that medication.

But a bipolar's idea of "passion" is speaking in tongues and hitting paparazzi cars with golf clubs so she should check herself before she wrecks herself!

M- Filer said...

I love "Circus" too. Just got it last week .