"I'd like to thank my pet dog Laika, my agent John Weisberg, my dildo..."

A slight oncoming cold Imma battling perhaps? COLD-EEZE to the rescue!

Congratulations to all of last night's winners, some seemingly more deserving than others, but that's the case every year when the awards are handed out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/77th_Academy_Awards

I have to admit, I am very very happy to see Morgan Freeman finally get awarded for not just Million Dollar Baby, but symbolically for a whole body of work for which he has consistently been tremendously wonderful in.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Freeman

And oh, did anybody else notice this?! I did, and it made me wonder how big the stick up Sean Penn's ass is!

http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/article/2435529