Wednesday, August 16, 2006

OH THE HUMANITY!

I dunno man. I used to really enjoy working here, for the first two years or so...

Now past five years and tragically counting, I started realizing how lame some of the morons here are! My supervisor hails from India, and has got the intelligence of a goat at the petting zoo. Yet, she still supervises me! The supervisor above her is a hard worker and all, but she's got a horrible attitude, and so I often ignore talking to the c*nt. The other clerk has mood swings often, and one day she's all happy and the next she's a real bitch, and I've just about had it trying to figure out what day she's on! The social workers can be real pretentious uppity conceited assholes who think that just because they have a Bachelor's or Master's that they're better than a simple little clerk like myself, so I often hear them talk down to me or others as if they have a right. The gay guys here are mostly drama queens, and can sometimes act worse than the women even. I dunno, there is so much dysfunction here, it's quite revolting. Comes with having a government job I guess.

There's plenty of foreigners here, people who've learned English as a second language with stupid backward ideas from their old countries. I've heard the ex-Soviet Armenian say how homosexuality is wrong, the other Armenian say how the Soviets saved humanity during WWII (even though it was the USA that did it), the Vietnamese who was put off the phones because her English is not clear enough, and there's the Salvadoran woman who thinks abortion is sinful. I hate to sound xenophobic, but sometimes these people irk me. They really effin' do. Even though I'm the offspring myself of immigrants, I HATE THE BACKWARD IDEAS AND CRAP SOME OF THESE PEOPLE COME HERE TO AMERICA WITH! UGH! And they are so critical of the United States too, which is even more annoying! THEN WHY DID THEY COME HERE?! Thank God for us new generations I guess...

Well, never one to keep his yap shut (although many times I have let things go), I've reached a point of semi-apathy. I don't care to call in sick anymore even if I am not, for I do have plenty of time on the books. I don't work as hard as I once did, because all they'll do is take advantage of you here. I often tell others off (as respectfully as possible, though not always) when they try to be sarcastic or a smart ass with me. I especially hate nosey co-workers who wanna know why I wasn't at work a certain day and they act as if concerned. GET A LIFE! I'm not a bad dude and am quite goofy and silly, but I feel I have no choice sometimes to just be a plain mean asshole when the time is right. I don't want these mothereffers and beatches ta think I'm stupid or dumb, and that they can walk all over me. It's sad that humanity teaches one to be like this, instead of making one a better person. I often feel bad about behaving like them, but they leave me no choice for being so petty themselves.

EF THAT. I'm very smart and talented, and Lord knows I should not be working here. Alas, other issues have kept me trapped here, but that's another story. The point is, I do not mind my job, IT'S THE FACKIN' PEOPLE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH. I have to work and support myself, which leaves me no choice for now but to deal with most of these sorry ass f*cks. I know I sound pretentious when saying this, but DAMNIT, I know I don't belong here. And yet, I know what I'm dealing with here already; another one of these office jobs will only introduce me to a new set of LOSERS, which is the last thing I want. Will I ever find a job where I don't feel surrounded by the masses of stupidity? I need to be creative or artistic. This office cubicle shit is quite boring and dead end. I only do it to pay my bills. Lucky you fellow reader who loves what u do. This is rare I believe.

I imagine most of us deal with this at our jobs. Which is sad. I'm sure many think I'm a moron and useless here too. But I go out of my way to admit who I am, by being as honest and real as possible. I hate hypocrisy and two-faced people. And that is soooooooooo prevalent here and in most workplaces I'm afraid to say. I hate capitalism sometimes, for forcing me to be amongst these dumbasses I would never wanna be around in my spare time. WHY DEAR GOD WHY? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Thank God for Howard Stern on Sirius in the mornings, for the few decent folk here at work, for my Ipod, getting laid, laughter, sleep, good food, friends, animals, those I love, and my weekends.


Were it not for that, Idda thrown myself out of our fourth floor window here at work long ago...

10 comments:

Jaimie said...

Oh Wat...I feel your pain. At least somebody is getting laid.

Mikey said...

Dude your going to have assholes and idiots at any job. I can say I like my job. I maybe one in a few who do in this world.

BTW I just posted the first video of myself on my blog.

Hanging in there bro. Hugs and Much love. Mikey

Alice said...

I SO know what you mean, Wil. I did not find the job that I adore until my late forties. Before that, it just felt like putting in time..... necessary and depressing. Thank God for the joy outside of work..... otherwise the thankless and irritating jobs would overwhelm. Hang in there, my friend. You will find yours.

Anonymous said...

Why is it mostly women who are relating here lol!! DOOD! I SO know what you mean, in particular because I used to work with yo' ass lolol!!
No more momia podrida at least.. altho' it sounded like a "studio audience" to her from our bursts of spontaneous odd hysterics.

I know you have more responsibilities now, that could be why you feel more caught. Thank god I only have my puptent and my 20,000 felines...this makes me as wild and wooly as Brokeback Mountain men! YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!

Wanna go in bidniss.. we can get HALF.

Todd said...

I'm in the same situation, so I know where you're coming from. Fortunately, I have the possibility of a new job in the near future. It's not a dream job, but maybe it will be better.
Anything else I'd like to say, I'll have to keep my mouth shut since it involves women in positions of authority...

Marko said...

Keep ya head up Wat. You are a smart guy and I know if you wanted you could land an even better job.

wifey said...

You should DEFINITELY get married. I think that's the real problem here. ;) Love my Willy Poo!!!! xoxoxo

La Siciliana said...

Damn, that sucks...but, I really feel you...especially with the nosey fucks who are always in your business: oh, did you have a nice day off? where were you? how did you use your day off- personal or vacation day?

mind your biness fuckers!!!!

Bill German said...

one word: Plastics

Anonymous said...

willie, all you goota do is gimme thier shoe sizes,,,,,,,,problem solved