Wednesday, August 09, 2006


Whoa there!

Looks like
Paul McCartney's divorce from the one-legged chippy is starting to get oogly. Yeah, the locks were changed on the bitch, and her accounts frozen by Macca. This is really a shame, because they share a two year-old, and Paul did not sign a pre-nup, so ya know the amount of money Heather is going to get is gonna be astronomical. All that glorious songwriting, album sales, and touring has made Paul a very wealthy man worth 1.5 billion.

Which brings me to good ole' Linda McCartney. What a shame to have lost such an amazing towering figure in Paul's life. The mother of most of his kids, his wife for close to thirty years, she toured the world with him while a member of Wings, and was the inspiration for many of his really great songs during his post-Beatles career. Linda married Paul in 1969 and they were virtually inseparable until that evil fuckin' cancer claimed her life back in 1998. HOW BLOODY AWFUL AND UNFAIR!

She was a vegetarian too! She lived a relatively healthy lifestyle and convinced Paul to stop eating meat, and then comes that shitty disease and kills her. I know Paul was devastated as were many fans, who really liked Linda lots as one of the nicest and most down-to-earth Beatles wives, unlike that annoying bitch Yoko Ono.

I guess Paul was trying hard to start over with Heather, but alas, it was not meant to be. There was and only will be one Linda forever. You now know the pain and stress of divorce Sir Paul, for the first time ever.

Your true muse, your real friend, and true wife is long gone...

"Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you
Baby I'm a man and maybe I'm a lonely man
Who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand
Babe I'm a man and maybe you're the only woman
Who could ever help me
Baby won't you help to me understand"


Jaimie said...

Thanks. Maybe I'm amazed that I am gonna have this song stuck in my head for the remainder of the day.

Thank you very much, Hot Wat.

Mikey said...

Paul will never have another muse like Linda in his life. great tribute bro.

alice said...

My sentiments exactly!! The more I hear about witch Heather, the more I dislike her. Poor Paul. I don't think he is wise in the ways of women anymore....

Todd said...

Do I sense a little hostility?

ScottyFerguson said...

Poor Paul. I can imagine how the loss of Linda must have stunned him. Stunned him into marriage with this HARPIE. My heart goes out to him.

Bill German said...

why would anyone want to be a vegetarian ? That's what killed her. I'll take a double double cheeseburger. Filthy habits is what makes life worth living. Now pass me a shot of wild turkey!

Marko said...

I agree, she was an awesome lady.