Ya see gentlemen, I got news for you. Well, not if you're gay it ain't news really! I'm getting kind of hot writing about this. Imma talk about the male prostate gland! WOOHOO! It's that walnut-sized organ just inside yer butt, just behind your colon. Well, this very important gland secretes some of the main fluid in our spooge that is responsible for helping the little swimmers on their route to finding that egg inside a woman and fertilizing it. All basic, yet miraculous biology really. If you're heterosexual and into breeding and creating new human life to further tax the Earth and its resources, then the male prostate gland serves a very important part in procreation.
However, thanks to my new found hedonistic ways, I also am advocating all males (regardless of yer sexual orientation) and females with male partners to discover the joys of the prostate gland in sexual pleasure! Ya see, if more straight men realized how much pleasure you can get out of yer prostate, there'd be less frustration and anger in the world! The prostate gland is very sensitive to touch and other erotic stimulation, which is why gay men like to be anally stimulated. I don't have to get into the gory gruesome details, but a plug or anything else that will go in there will eventually hit the gland and create an amazing sensation. YES BOYS! WE HAVE A G-SPOT TOO, and many of y'all are not discovering it!
I know many straight dudes are terrified by the concept of anything or anyone even going near their exit chute in any way,shape, or form. HOWEVER! It does not make ya gay if ya try it or end up liking it. And if you is gay, then so facking what?! Why not enjoy sex to the freakin' fullest!? Discover prostate massage, milking, and more on this most erogenous and erotic zone of the human male anatomy! In fact, you're also delving into anal sex period, and there ain't no crime against that! Go for it! Ask that hot kinky female next time to try ya out. Make sure you're clean okay? Like, real clean so it'll all be fun. Use plenty of lube. Be gentle at first and increase the penetration.
Wow, I can't believe I just advocated all you dudes to toy around with yer P-gland. Stop inhibiting yourselves gentlemen. Discover one of life's great joys. The orgasm will be amazing. I guarantee it.
And oh yeah, be sure to eat lots of tomatoes and tomato-based products like ketchup and salsa, for I hear the lycopene in there is good to prevent prostate cancer. It's also a good idea to ejaculate often to prevent dangerous build-up and decrease the risk of cancer. Yes, yer hand is a big help if ya can't get to the real deal.
I'm such a sexpert.