I have thought long and hard (anotha sexual pun) about whom I consider to be just creepy and somewhat repulsive in the entertainment world. So here they are, the ones that just give me the heebie jeebies! In no particular order:
1) Jamie Kennedy - I guess he's funny from time to time, but this guy's sanity is very questionable. Bizarre. Looks a bit mentally ill. And his movies just plain suck.
2) Owen Wilson - Is it the odd tan? Those strange lips? I dunno, but Owen is just weird. Sorry Owen, but your brother Luke is so much better looking and doesn't make me uneasy like you do.
3) Katie Holmes- Apart from being a pretty bad actress, Holmes married psycho Scientologist fag Tom Cruise and reproduced with him! WOWSERS MAN! I hated her in Dawson's Creek and still find her a bona fide creep. At least she's consistent!
4) Hugh Grant- He's just irritating. The romantic comedies are annoying and so are Grant's retarded facial expressions. He seems dumbfounded most of the time. Please go back to Britannia bloke--loves getting blown by hardcore hooka sistas in Hollywood so I guess he'll keep coming back from time to time.
5) Björk - Too much ice and snow over there in that homeland of hers has left this chick seriously warped. I have liked some of her songs from time to time, but she is out there. And I can hardly ever understand what she's singing about; her English is quite broken.
6) Star Jones - Remember her from The View? EW! No wonder Barbara Walters got rid of her! Fat bloated nasty ass lawyer woman that married some gay dude. She's lost lots o'weight, but continues to look and sound ghastly.
7) Paris Hilton - Stop smirking u creepy robot! I cannot for the life of me understand how such a spoiled dumbass loser bitch like this can walk the face of the Earth. She's dumb, stupid, vapid, not cute at all, and quite boring in bed. I saw her retarded sex tape. I give better head than she does. And she's the only one on my list that's had everything handed to her. At least the other creeps worked for their shit.
8) Rose McGowan - Words cannot describe this filthy white trashy slut. YUCK! She is a beast for the eyes. And she dated Marilyn Manson, that alien extraterrestrial Satanist at one time! Cue the Twilight Zone music please.
9) Marilyn Manson - Read above.
10) Michael Jackson - A no-brainer. It truly sucks though, because I loved Michael back in the 80s. He was one of my childhood musical idols. Truly. A genius entertainer superstar that stands as one of music's greatest all-time icons along with Elvis, The Beatles, Madonna, Elton John and Prince. What the hell happened? WHAT HAPPENED JACKO? ARGH!
Alas, they're rich and famous and could give a hoot about what I think.
But dey still creepy.