Anyway, I hate having to groom myself. Really man. And the older I get, the more hair it seems I have to trim or shave. I got hair growing in certain places that really astounds me sometimes. This only proves that I'm a mammal of some sort after all. Alas, I can't bring myself to just not give a damn and embrace looking like Jean Valjean from Les Misérables fresh out of prison! It just ain't too becoming of me to sport the whino homeless destitute look, so I gotta continue shaving and trimming I suppose. I feel sorry for women, who have to go through a lot worse.
Tailgating assholes should be burned alive. YES. ARGH! I'm not going to go any faster, nor is my car going to magically produce wings on the sides so that I can fly off and give you the road. You're tailgating me when I'm already doing about 45 m.p.h. on a basic street you asswipe? Or when there's already heavy traffic?! What if I were to brake all of a sudden you thoughtless nincompoop?! HUH?! You would certainly end up hitting me you retard! ARGH! What's really most shocking is that some of these really dumb aggressive drivers can actually be some of the nicest people when not behind the wheel--once they do get in their four wheels however, they somehow turn into militant Hitlerian dictators with strange power trips.
And this outsourcing shit is really really REALLY irritating. I mean, I don't give a damn if they speak English in India or the Philippines, I wanna talk to an American for Christ's sake, not someone who is on the other side of the planet. I had this issue when dealing with Dell regarding the purchase of my desktop a few years back; I got to make several free phone calls to Bombay, Calcutta, Manila, and other major Indian/Philippine cities without having any relatives living there and it would really annoy the heck out of me to have to speak to these people regarding my botched-up order. They were very nice and well-trained mind you, but somehow their non-American accents really left me feeling uneasy! I WANTED TO DEAL WITH AN AMERICAN DAMNIT; someone who lives on our soil who could understand ma pain! LOL! Alas, this outsourcing shit is now very common, as our companies continue to destroy jobs in order to save money.
Alas, I have no magic wand to solve my pet peeves either.