Friday, June 16, 2006

"MY LONELINESS, IS KILLING ME."

Did any of you see Britney Spears last night being interviewed by Matt Lauer?

Let's see here. You're a world famous very successful recording artist with minimal talent, you've got more money than most of us will ever make in twenty lifetimes over, you're still very young, and can practically live your life any which way you choose to while most of us have to struggle day to day to pay the bills.

YOU BIG GIANT WHINING CHILD! ARGH!

I don't mean to be mean or uncaring to whatever Ms. Spears' problems might be, but she sits there and cries on camera complaining about how the paparazzi will not leave her alone and that she really is a good mother and all. Well, if ya hadn't married such a loser and weren't always trying to get their attention, maybe they'd leave ya alone! And you are a public figure, so it comes with the territory! Spare me Britney!

I got a much more difficult existence than you, and most of us in the real world really have it hard compared to millionaire little you! WA WA WA!

How did this little nothing from Louisiana even become so famous anyway!? She's really not that great! And as Howard Stern and his vicious but accurate crew pointed out, no one harasses Cristina Aguilera that much as they do Spears. Good point. Obviously Britney keeps attracting the photographers to her!

As my good friend Lala so accurately pointed out:

"The thing that struck me (as it always would) about the Spears interview last night was that this bore has MILLIONS, a nice big home, security (and guards) kids, fame,apparently no personal trainer, and she is DEVOID of brain matter, BORING, UGLY,not interesting, FAKE, and definitely DOESNT DESERVE HER MONEY AND FAME! She has nothing special, no real talent, is a dim bulb of unknown origin, wants to be "normal" and doesn't realize that "being country" doesn't mean snapping gum and looking like a slob.THIS THING deserves fame and fortune? While someone with my talent and intelligence LIVES in this shithole job... I could talk RINGS around that DOLTISH IDIOT BRITNEY SPEARS.. and yet..there is something so UNFAIR about the whole process.. why would someone so mediocre have fame and fortune and not me..Oh wait.. I never tried! duh"

Amen.

9 comments:

Derek said...

she made me cringe on the interview too.

Mikey said...

I saw a few minutes of it then ran to the bathroom to vomit!! I would love for her to live in mine, yours, and a few other people's shoes I know. Then let see how she appreciates what she has in life!!!

G-Man said...

I think brit is so caught up in this current world of celebrity and she's doing whatever she can to remain in the limelight. Did you ever notice that back when she actually had songs on the radio, the news stores were few and far between? Now she's fallen into the "I'm famous for the sake of being famous" club ala Jessica, Paris, etc... THe thing with Britney is that she is only famous for her looks...her sex appeal..certainly not her singing...and now as a chubby soon-to-be mom of 2 (whose husband will leave her) the sex appeal is gone and there is no talent to rely on. Christina isn't in the tabloids becauses she's busy honing her craft. Mark my words, in 10 years from now, we'll all remember Christina for her music.

Bill German said...

then do something epic

Todd said...

The idiot is on her way to washed-out city and all the money she has will soon be gone in her over-abundant lifestyle. If she's too busy being a mom instead of making a career, things will come to a halt for her soon enough. All the fame she garnered from having big tits will be for naught when those babies hit her knees!

Mario said...

part of me wants to defend her. Maybe it is because I go a bit crazy when they play "i'm a slave for you" or "toxic" at the clubs. Or maybe it is because I secretly like her voice even if my rational side tells me I should think it is awful. I am not that sure that she is a real artist, but even if Christina Aguilera and many others, including her contemporaries Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore, may have a much better voice, I would trade 100 cds from those for "sometimes". I know, "sometimes" is cheese, but I like it. I find Christina and the others boring. The problem with Britney is that I don't know if in 20 years she will have anything to offer. I mean, where's the voice, the songwriting skills, the artistry?

I agree, Britney's personal life has taken over the news in an ugly way. She seems kind of lost right now. But, I mean, I don't lose sleep thinking of it. As was pointed out, she doesn't really deserve all that money. But, again, do athletes, other entertainers, even the talented ones, deserve earning so much more than teachers, engineers, college professors, etc? I don't know. They sell what they sell and we are buying it.

Wolfie grrl said...

Britney makes me ill now, there are so many people yearning, dying, crying for stardom, and she just complains and talks about wanting "an ordinary life".. someone shove a silo up her ass and point it to Iraq.. enough already with the pity party you money grubbing loving hypocrite!!!

Marko said...

poor Brit...

Marko said...

I think she has some talent, I mean shes no Madonna...however I think her LOSER husband is ruining her life. She doesnt want to admit that but I really think he is way part of her problem. I think hes a freeloader and hes sucking the life and confidence outta her.