You talk about one of the hottest most intense moments in recent memory for me, and it
probably lasted less than five minutes! We share our garage with the neighbor below, and I've maybe seen him passing by or his girlfriend a few times here and there. Last night though, I had to go talk to him about the garage because it's messed up and all, and he opens the door wearing nothing but these very sexy red sweats, barefoot and shirtless! Needless to say, I could feel a frog in my throat and was mesmerized by how damn attractive the lad looked right before me, sultrily standing there, leaning the right side of his body, casually grasping to the door frame with his right hand, showing off his right armpit whilst his left hand was almost femininely placed against his hip. The sight it was my dear friends! I kept my cool I believe, even though my heart was racing and my groin was tingling. I tried to avert from looking at his chest and his stare was so intense and full of aroused wonderment I could barely stand it. I almost came off as wooden I think, but polite and calm I believe. Wooden with an increasing woody in my shorts. I had no idea the bloke was that nice looking; damn you whiteboys! LOLOLOL! It'd be tacky to leave him a note with my phone number on his car wouldn't it? I really don't think I'm projecting or imagining all of this either, as I have as honestly and frankly as possible described last night's very arousing events! The girlfriend is no longer there I think, and he's trying to sell his place. Hmmm...
probably lasted less than five minutes! We share our garage with the neighbor below, and I've maybe seen him passing by or his girlfriend a few times here and there. Last night though, I had to go talk to him about the garage because it's messed up and all, and he opens the door wearing nothing but these very sexy red sweats, barefoot and shirtless! Needless to say, I could feel a frog in my throat and was mesmerized by how damn attractive the lad looked right before me, sultrily standing there, leaning the right side of his body, casually grasping to the door frame with his right hand, showing off his right armpit whilst his left hand was almost femininely placed against his hip. The sight it was my dear friends! I kept my cool I believe, even though my heart was racing and my groin was tingling. I tried to avert from looking at his chest and his stare was so intense and full of aroused wonderment I could barely stand it. I almost came off as wooden I think, but polite and calm I believe. Wooden with an increasing woody in my shorts. I had no idea the bloke was that nice looking; damn you whiteboys! LOLOLOL! It'd be tacky to leave him a note with my phone number on his car wouldn't it? I really don't think I'm projecting or imagining all of this either, as I have as honestly and frankly as possible described last night's very arousing events! The girlfriend is no longer there I think, and he's trying to sell his place. Hmmm...-
That horri
ble human being Heather Mills, is trying to appeal her close to 50 million dollar deal and is now claiming Sir Paul's fortune is much higher than previously stated and that she is entitled to more! OMFG! HOW GREEDY CAN ONE PERSON BE?! THAT WRETCHED WICKED WENCHY WANTON WITCH! How can she complain and not be satisfied with the amount already awarded? Must she lose her other limb as well, or face a worse crisis to be humbled and stop all her stupid nonsense?! How happy and grateful she should be for even getting that exaggerated overblown hyperbolic amount! ARGH!
ble human being Heather Mills, is trying to appeal her close to 50 million dollar deal and is now claiming Sir Paul's fortune is much higher than previously stated and that she is entitled to more! OMFG! HOW GREEDY CAN ONE PERSON BE?! THAT WRETCHED WICKED WENCHY WANTON WITCH! How can she complain and not be satisfied with the amount already awarded? Must she lose her other limb as well, or face a worse crisis to be humbled and stop all her stupid nonsense?! How happy and grateful she should be for even getting that exaggerated overblown hyperbolic amount! ARGH! The buzz is growing for the new Batman film, and not just because it's a big popular 
franchise already, but due to it being Heath Ledger's second to last performance on film. So far the praise is good for his role as the Joker, but I dunno, is it biased now that poor Heathy is dead? I'm old, and I remember Jack Nicholson fondly; who else can play a better maniac than that old coot, as the role of the Clown Prince of Crime seems like it was made for him! But we'll just see have to wait and see just how great the late Ledger is, and it goes without saying that he was a fantastic actor in his short varied career.
franchise already, but due to it being Heath Ledger's second to last performance on film. So far the praise is good for his role as the Joker, but I dunno, is it biased now that poor Heathy is dead? I'm old, and I remember Jack Nicholson fondly; who else can play a better maniac than that old coot, as the role of the Clown Prince of Crime seems like it was made for him! But we'll just see have to wait and see just how great the late Ledger is, and it goes without saying that he was a fantastic actor in his short varied career. A good weekend to all! Beware your hot attractive and tempting neighbors! They are the road to lust-filled perdition!
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Have a great weekend. They say not to covet your neighbor's wife, but they say nothing about your neighbor's body. Just watch for him to get in the hot tub and follow: pretend it's the gym.
Did you say showed off his armpit AND he was barefoot? You'll excuse me while I go and freshen up.
A nice description of the neighbor. I have one who blogs or shops eBay or whatever from his bay window as I do the same from mine. Well, that is when his wife/girlfriend isn't there. They chose to change the house paint color from pink to beige which (besides always having the chick in tow) is not a good sign for me. Yes, a note on the car probably isn't the best idea.
Nice soft porn entry Will, nice. For something a little more hard core check out "Planet Franck", he posted a good one too this week.
Gosh I'm not so lucky...the guy in the apartment above me is like a sumo wrestler and I can hear him walking around at all hours of the day and night! So annoying!
I think a little casual flirting would be in order the next time you run into the neighbor. I'm hoping that the rocket scientist gets in touch with you. That'd be awesome. Something about talking physics always turns me on.
That damn greedy bitch, Mills. She has more than enough money to live on the rest of her life and she wants more? What's she going to do with it all? Have a bionic leg built?
Hey I used to be a genuine space cadet but I never worked for NASA... how on earth do you know SPECIFICALLY that it comes from NASA..? Please tell... what metering do you use? I use sitemeter and I think I got another one called Statcounter or something like...
Now Wat, PLEASE can I ask you a query and can you answer chez moi asap if you can I just need advice for reassurance as I never bloody know what to do in such quandries...
Here goes:~
Re my place:~ I'm getting a new room in the same house:~ Lots of clutter.
Do you agree I should just leave what I don't want even if it's half my clothes etc. and just move "lite" into the new room?...
Please RSVP ASAP at my gledwood2.blogspot blog:~ I'm desperate for advice! Many thanxx
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The brief encounter with the neighbor reminds me of the opening shots of many a porn video...cue the music and cheesy dialogue.
Oh WAT that was a GREAT GREAT post! What luck you have.Oh havn't we all been there in some fashion. Loved your comment about "tingling in my groin" classic. we need to have a drink sometime and share a few laughs
Great story! I'm not from NASA but I live near enough to Kennedy Space Center to tell you most of the guys from NASA aren't hot. No offense to your secret interest, though lol.
And your neighbor? Damn! I'd love to have a hot neighbor. I'd totally walk around in a bathing suit all the time. My neighbor is an 85 year old woman with a crazy dog. Sigh.
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