You talk about one of the hottest most intense moments in recent memory for me, and it probably lasted less than five minutes! We share our garage with the neighbor below, and I've maybe seen him passing by or his girlfriend a few times here and there. Last night though, I had to go talk to him about the garage because it's messed up and all, and he opens the door wearing nothing but these very sexy red sweats, barefoot and shirtless! Needless to say, I could feel a frog in my throat and was mesmerized by how damn attractive the lad looked right before me, sultrily standing there, leaning the right side of his body, casually grasping to the door frame with his right hand, showing off his right armpit whilst his left hand was almost femininely placed against his hip. The sight it was my dear friends! I kept my cool I believe, even though my heart was racing and my groin was tingling. I tried to avert from looking at his chest and his stare was so intense and full of aroused wonderment I could barely stand it. I almost came off as wooden I think, but polite and calm I believe. Wooden with an increasing woody in my shorts. I had no idea the bloke was that nice looking; damn you whiteboys! LOLOLOL! It'd be tacky to leave him a note with my phone number on his car wouldn't it? I really don't think I'm projecting or imagining all of this either, as I have as honestly and frankly as possible described last night's very arousing events! The girlfriend is no longer there I think, and he's trying to sell his place. Hmmm...
That horrible human being Heather Mills, is trying to appeal her close to 50 million dollar deal and is now claiming Sir Paul's fortune is much higher than previously stated and that she is entitled to more! OMFG! HOW GREEDY CAN ONE PERSON BE?! THAT WRETCHED WICKED WENCHY WANTON WITCH! How can she complain and not be satisfied with the amount already awarded? Must she lose her other limb as well, or face a worse crisis to be humbled and stop all her stupid nonsense?! How happy and grateful she should be for even getting that exaggerated overblown hyperbolic amount! ARGH!
The buzz is growing for the new Batman film, and not just because it's a big popular franchise already, but due to it being Heath Ledger's second to last performance on film. So far the praise is good for his role as the Joker, but I dunno, is it biased now that poor Heathy is dead? I'm old, and I remember Jack Nicholson fondly; who else can play a better maniac than that old coot, as the role of the Clown Prince of Crime seems like it was made for him! But we'll just see have to wait and see just how great the late Ledger is, and it goes without saying that he was a fantastic actor in his short varied career.
A good weekend to all! Beware your hot attractive and tempting neighbors! They are the road to lust-filled perdition!