I see people everywhere now with dem Blackberry and iPhones, and I'm insanely jealous! I want one! Mind you, it isn't really something I must have and have lived without nicely up to this point, but they look so damn cool! ARGH! They're also a bit expensive and paying that ghastly amount month to month sickens me. I guess I will continue to hold off on a smartphone for a few more years, until everyone has one and the prices come down a little more I guess. Technology has come a long way and it is an amazingly wonderful enhancement to our lives, but a lot of these gadgets and stuff are really not necessary. Lord knows I'm already hooked to the Internet as it is at work and home, and I'm checking my cell phone text messages constantly; to add one of these very neat awesome smartphones to my life would only complicate things, if that makes any sense? BUT DAMN I WANT ONE! And I'm a Sprint subscriber with my basic cell phone; tomorrow ironically, they come out with the Palm Pre, which is supposed to be the most incredible smartphone yet! I'll bide my time, and wait to see what the next few years bring...
I got one of these fake spray-on moist towelette tans on me. I apply it to my whole body after a good exfoliating shower before bed; makes me smell like maple sugar oatmeal or something to that effect, due to that chemical they use. Not bad, but a bit too orange and streaky in certain spots, but overall I look okay once it settles in after about three hours. At least I'm not as pale anymore. Not that I look horrible pale, but adding a little colour to my skin makes me look betta ya know? Yeah, this is SoCal man! One must look like one has at least been to the beach every day, even though I think I only visit the beach here once every two years or so. I'm Latino, but I happen to be very white, which shocks and confuses certain people sometimes. Imma cry racism man! Latino janitors, car washers, and fast food employees all think I'm some English-only gringo due to my pasty complexion! There's no way I can speak Spanish according to many, even though ironically the first explorers/conquistadors to come here were white Spaniards. Go figure!
You wanna live in a peaceful and beautiful country? Time to move to New Zealand baby! It was rated the most tranquil of all nations in a recent study. I knew it looked cool and all in those Lord of the Rings movies.
Oh joy, it's Friday! Time to celebrate with a recent and quite hilarious Saturday Night Live skit: