Friday, June 12, 2009

¡UNO, DOS, TRES, CUATRO!

I'm so tired, but I shall endeavor to write this post anyway...

The Lakers game last night was pretty darn good. Most exciting and very close; Derek Fisher is the player/hero/savior of the game! I find it fun to watch these matches at my brother Charles' place with his silly goofy ghetto buds. Some of them might be easy on the eyes too, know what I mean?! BUT ANYWAY, they must know I is gay (my brother sure does), but I sure as hell don't wanna rub it in, and they're all pretty respectful, so it's cool; it's tough to be surrounded by hetero or possibly bisexual men who have yet to experiment. LOLOLOL! Ah, that last statement of mine is so accusative and loaded with endless possibilities! Drink more beer gentlemen! Smoke some weed wit me and let's see what happens...I won't make you give up women, just enhance the good times a bit more! I'M A SHAMELESS DEGENERATE BRUTE I KNOW.

Never in a million years would I ever have bothered to blog about that fat bloated mess Chastity Bono, but now I must! NOW WE ALL MUST! Because life, in its infinite amazingness, has decided to confer upon us the news that Chastity wants to be known as a dick-sporting DUDE now! ROFLMAO! AMEN TO THAT MAN! Chastity was a cute kid, but now she is kinda oogly and big, and very VERY manly. WOW! I can't believe this really intense transformation she has undertaken; I thought she looked decent as a lady for a while there until she started really gaining weight the last few years and becoming more butch. Wonder what Sonny Bono thinks, even though he's still dead and all. Hard enough to find out your kid is gay, let alone wants to change genders too?! Even I find it a bit bizarre really, but I must remember tolerance and understanding, because I too have suffered from ignorance and hateful discrimination, but alas I'm fine with my gender; I love my penis and wouldn't change it for the world! HAHA! Cher's two kids are not that hot though, and I don't know why. LOL! You will now be calling Chastity by her new more masculine name: "Chaz". Thank you very much. GULP!

A lady at work has a very young pre-teen daughter with anorexia! MY GOD MAN! That is so terrible! Not wanting to eat yummy delicious food must be the pits! HOW CAN YA SURVIVE IF YA DON'T WANNA EAT?! Oh thank heavens for my cravings! HEE!


This Cuban dude is sexy, and his song is catchy, las muchachas están bonitas, and you can't resist it can you? I just can't:


5 comments:

Sebastien said...

You are such a deviant, it cracks me up!... bet Lakerland is going bananas right now...

RG said...

WAT baby - that should be your theme song. Yo amos la musica!

I love the fact that you're checking out your Bro's ghetto "straight" buddies for the possibility of an "in".

And when you do "hit that" I want all the details....

Conclave27 said...

Youch... so that's that irritating song from KISSFM. Ugh... was wondering why they don't play that stuff on KMEX or something. Oh well.. if its not Soldierboy and his ghetto stuff guess Elian Sr...lol

Yeah... hetero/gay interactions can be annoying. Especially when many hetero dudes wanna "play". It's like dude... don't be fishing with your worm cause something might go for that block and tackle... and I know you can't handle it.

alice said...

My daughter became anorexic after the break-up with her boyfriend. He was her first love, and they were together 2 1/2 years, so she was devastated when he left her. She's 5'5" and her lowest weight was 91 pounds - so yeah - we were plenty scared. We talked her into getting some help, and although she is still thin, she is eating healthy and is much happier.

Anorexia is all about being in control of "something", when your life seems out of control. She had no say in the break-up of her relationship, so the eating was the one area that she made all the decisions. Once she put it all into context, she realized it was the wrong way to manage her life. She's a smart girl - she was just very hurt. I guess we all cope in different ways when the shit hits the fan.

Gary said...

Hey Wat, you know there is a sweet, beautiful girl named Arielle who reads my blog and she has also dealt with an eating disorder. The blog I have linked to her is for her blog One Page at a Time but she has another one about eating disorders. So, your friend might want to check it out.

You know, you are right. Chastity was an adorable little girl. I remember her coming out at the end of the Sonny and Cher show and she was just too precious. I say good for her for being true to herself even if it is difficult. It must be horrible to feel as though you are in the wrong body. Like you, I love having a penis. I can't imagine willingly giving it up. But some guys do.

and finally, dealing with straight guys for sex is an effort I have no interest in. Better to be with someone who thinks you are all that instead of a mistake to regret. I see how it can be hot in theory but these things are never as hot in reality. I will share stories about this when we meet. until then...