I'm so tired, but I shall endeavor to write this post anyway...
The Lakers game last night was pretty darn good. Most exciting and very close; Derek Fisher is the player/hero/savior of the game! I find it fun to watch these matches at my brother Charles' place with his silly goofy ghetto buds. Some of them might be easy on the eyes too, know what I mean?! BUT ANYWAY, they must know I is gay (my brother sure does), but I sure as hell don't wanna rub it in, and they're all pretty respectful, so it's cool; it's tough to be surrounded by hetero or possibly bisexual men who have yet to experiment. LOLOLOL! Ah, that last statement of mine is so accusative and loaded with endless possibilities! Drink more beer gentlemen! Smoke some weed wit me and let's see what happens...I won't make you give up women, just enhance the good times a bit more! I'M A SHAMELESS DEGENERATE BRUTE I KNOW.
Never in a million years would I ever have bothered to blog about that fat bloated mess Chastity Bono, but now I must! NOW WE ALL MUST! Because life, in its infinite amazingness, has decided to confer upon us the news that Chastity wants to be known as a dick-sporting DUDE now! ROFLMAO! AMEN TO THAT MAN! Chastity was a cute kid, but now she is kinda oogly and big, and very VERY manly. WOW! I can't believe this really intense transformation she has undertaken; I thought she looked decent as a lady for a while there until she started really gaining weight the last few years and becoming more butch. Wonder what Sonny Bono thinks, even though he's still dead and all. Hard enough to find out your kid is gay, let alone wants to change genders too?! Even I find it a bit bizarre really, but I must remember tolerance and understanding, because I too have suffered from ignorance and hateful discrimination, but alas I'm fine with my gender; I love my penis and wouldn't change it for the world! HAHA! Cher's two kids are not that hot though, and I don't know why. LOL! You will now be calling Chastity by her new more masculine name: "Chaz". Thank you very much. GULP!
A lady at work has a very young pre-teen daughter with anorexia! MY GOD MAN! That is so terrible! Not wanting to eat yummy delicious food must be the pits! HOW CAN YA SURVIVE IF YA DON'T WANNA EAT?! Oh thank heavens for my cravings! HEE!
This Cuban dude is sexy, and his song is catchy, las muchachas están bonitas, and you can't resist it can you? I just can't: