Wednesday, January 06, 2010


Ladies and gentlemen, the first blog post of 2010! Despite some current personal hardships, this is going to be a RAD year okay?! Even if it is Armageddon Week on the History Channel. LOLOLOL!

So, I'm sure you've all heard of by now about the world's tallest building! It's in Dubai, and this thing is gigantic! BEHEMOTH! MONSTROUS! Not even the Death Star comes close! Okay, okay I'm exaggerating a bit, but MY GOD MAN! The late great World Trade Center in New York was tall enough, but this thing is just egregious! The irony is this skyscraper was designed by Americans, but now stands in that patch of desert over there yonder in tha Middle East. It has tons of residential space, which I think is a first? Who's even gonna live there anyway?! Take a look at this footage right here. A view from the very top. I can't stand it. My acrophobia is too much. It is marvelous what humans can do ain't it? Dubai however, is facing financial woes and the structure may remain empty for a good while. Not even God himself can...OOPS! Nevermind. I'll just keep my mouth shut and avoid cursing the building. HA.

And then I run into this news article which shockingly states:

--A new biograp
hy of the film star Warren Beatty claims that he has been to bed with 12,775 women. The author adds, usefully, that the figure 'does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on'. Warren Beatty is a slut. A MAN WHORE. He should be ashamed of himself. But then again, I've been to bed with %^%*^%$^%#^%$@@$!!! You got that right! Listen, it's the curse of being good-looking and famous! I understand Warren completely. He just had it going on when he was young and probably has a big schwanz. And so do I. LMAO! Funny though because, I don't want any of it anymore. It'd be nice to settle down and find that one true love. That sleeping around sh*t gets old and it's not healthy nor something to truly be proud of anyway. Honest. Why the love bug has suddenly bit me I don't know, but I don't wanna get old and end up alone. That would suck. It really would. Looks fade. I won't be the most handsome man in Los Angeles forever. HAHAHAHAHHAAH! COUGH!

Here's to love...and even bigger skyscrapers. HEE.


Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Happy New Year! And as you may have heard, that huge things sways five feet at the top in the wind. Now you have to guess if I am talking about Dubai or Warren.

alice said...

Warren used to be totally hot and was very active in Hollywood - and some of the women, who were less than discreet, testified to the length and magic of his wand. But in the end, he wanted stability, love and a family. Isn't he lucky that it turned out that way for him.

Buildings that big scare me. Not that I would ever be in Dubai, but you couldn't pay me enough to be in a building that size. They are terrorist targets.... not to mention earthquake nightmares. No thank you.

Gary said...

That building looks like it is something from the merry old land of OZ.

Warren Beatty was a fantastically beautiful man in his heyday and didn't do so bad when he settled down. Good for him. AND I adore his sister!