I'm going to complain and whine about that silver-spooned vapid bitch Paris Hilton! She's dating male model Doug Reinhardt?! WHAT?! He's so damn sexy!
I guess Paris is cute in her own way too, but what does he see in HER?! I MEAN, REALLY! It's my frustrated inner jealous feelings talking; I saw her naughty vid that made her famous a few years back and she is boring as hell in bed. What kind of sex life is Doug getting out of this heiress airhead bore?! He could have a much hotter woman for sure! Unless he's bad in bed as well! LOL! Maybe he's gay! Yeah, that's it! I will rationalize Paris having such a fine man like Doug, by imagining that they're really just good friends, and that Reinhardt is really into other dudes, because there is no way on this blue floating planet that he can be in love with or into that rich spoiled dumbass Hilton. And why don't I look like Doug again?! ARGH! Thanks for all my photo shoot compliments, but I still don't look half as good as Doug Reinhardt! He prolly has a small penis anyway...This new Star Trek movie is going to be a big deal; the trailer for it looks pretty darn good. The cast is nice-looking too, and I am intrigued, despite the fact that I've never cared for the overhyped space saga at all, but it is so ingrained into our American consciousness
that I at least know some of the names/terms affiliated with the damn phenomenon. I'm much more of a Star Wars fan mind you, but now I'm fascinated by the new actor playing the young Dr. Spock. Mr. Zachary Quinto has those really thick awesome eyebrows like myself. He's kinda hot! I like! He's on Heroes like that other hottie Milo Ventimiglia. He's in his early thirties, which is a little older than me (STOP LAFFING), and I have a feeling he's one of our beloved pink triangle rainbow coalition members. In other words ye confused masses, I THINK ZACHARY IS A HOMO. Excellent! Bring it!It was nice to watch the epic Australia on HDTV, and although the damn movie is longer than it should be, it was still enjoyable. I love Elton John's song in the credits. The Spanish-language film noir Hormigas en la boca (Ants in the Mouth) is quite good and deeply fascinating, taking place in Cuba just as Castro is about to take charge.
And the extremely hilarious Role Models, starring the incredibly hot/handsome comedic duo of Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott and an equally-as-great supporting cast . Mama mia! This is quite a funny film, with a perfect made-for-WAT reference to Paul McCartney & Wings; this song is not really Paul and his old band, but boy it sure sounds like it could've been them:
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My gaydar went off big-time when I saw Zack Quinto on Heros. I think you're right - he plays on the team that owns the balls.
BTW, the only reason guys date Paris Hilton is to say that 1) they fucked Paris Hilton, as if that's a difficult task - she's been ridden more times than the subway of NYC, and 2) she buys them something pretty, like a Porche.
aye!
What does Doug see in Paris? Money.
all dougs have small penises, and look like george harrison.
richard cory
Paul Rudd and Zachary Quinto are very attractive (I prefer Paul Rudd, even though he's a white boy).
Nothing against white boys, I'm just no longer attracted to them. Like my grandma says... "juevos sin sal..."
Paris Hilton is Herpes walking. She is disturbingly dumb and her vagina has it's own zip-code. Yet, I still manage to watch in utter delight.
Besitos Pa...
BTW, Zack Quinto is GAY. G-A-Y.
Did I mention he's gay?
Nuff said.
BTW, he played the gay pal of Tori Spelling in her short lived show on VH1. Youtube it bro...
I liked him since back then.
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