Friday, April 17, 2009

IT'S BRITNEY BITCHES! AND OTHER MUSIC NEWS!

At about 3:30a.m. early Thursday morning, I was insanely checking out Ticketmaster for possible seats to one of four Britney shows here in the L.A./Anaheim area this weekend and I think I lucked out! I wasn't willing to pay $150 bucks or more to be that close to our white trash pop star, so I found two decent seats at the Honda Center in Anaheim for dirt cheap practically! I was at the Honda Center twice last year, and it really is a great venue, big yet compact enough to enjoy a concert from anywhere, even from the upper terrace area. Staples Center in Downtown Los Angeles is much closer to my home, but last night and tonight's shows fell on school nights, and I'd much rather deal with traffic and all that crap on my lazy day Sunday! SO YEAH! I'm going to see BRITNAY this Sunday! LOLOLOL! Am I not the biggest loser?! Must I renounce my music lover's card now for even going to see such vapidness live? OH I DON'T GIVE A F*CK! I love her last two albums, and I'm gonna have fun! SO THERE! Rumor has it Britney is now having an affair with this dancer on her tour. OOOO LA LA!

Speaking of chocolate-covered autistic gay male stripper clowns wearing penny loafers while stuck in heavy traffic on the 405, you all know who John Mayer is right? He's that singer/songwriter who was recently dating Jennifer Aniston; she seems as boring as waiting for white out to dry on paper. Well, last I read or whatever, John and Jen broke up, due to John's heavy partying and manwhoring ways. John is really cute in my book, except when he lets his hair grow hippie long. The point of me carrying on about Mayer is that it is becoming increasingly apparent that he not only likes sex with girls, but he probably has a real keen interest in boys as well! Now that's totally cool with me of course! YEEHA I SAY! It is 2009 after all right? Mayer is way too gay friendly, makes constant homo jokes about himself, and has even been photographed holding hands with dudes! UM...OKAY THEN JOHN! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE PAPI?! Cum clean will ya? Is Jen really a bore, or is she just sick of you not being able to keep your big paynis in yer pants for both genders? ¡Este rumor me está volviendo loco! HOOHOOHAHA!

This past Tuesday, a special event in Hollywood: the late George Harrison got his own solo star on the Walk of Fame! Yeah man, George was not only great as a Beatle, but he also put out lots of good music on his own so it's only right to honor this legend! His widow Olivia and son Dhani attended. Olivia is like the coolest Beatle wife alive man. I love her. She's of Mexican background you know! And Dhani is a carbon copy of his father in the looks department. It's almost eerie. And Tom Petty and Tom Hanks, and Eric Idle showed up, but the big awesome surprise was Sir Paul McCartney was there too! WHOA! And I had to come to work and missed out on all that?! DAYAM! Well, Bill my fellow blogger went, as you can see in these pics he took. That's good stuff! GOOD GOOD STUFF!

Okay then. Have a terrific weekend everyone! A cool song by George from the 80s. Weird, fab, and wonderful! Look for Ringo and Elton John cameos:

8 comments:

Todd said...

From Travis to Brittney....
At least you have concerts to go to. I have to drive 3 hours to see anything decent.

Jeaux said...

I always thought George was the cutest Beatle, even with those mousy British incisors. His shyness was adorable, and I loved his voice and his songs. Savoy Truffle, baby! Do all the Beatles have stars now, or just the dead ones?

I wonder if Britney's dancer will be on stage with her in the show... the pop Divas always have hot dancers, almost worth the price of admission.

Gary said...

What's up with all these young men now having names like Chase and Chance?

My friend Mike went to see Britney last night. I totally missed her when she was in NYC. I didn't know she was even here until weeks after she had gone. Now that is missing!

I agree about the hotness of John M but don't go dissing my girl Jennifer. For some reason, in my dreams, she keeps popping up as my best friend. No idea why but I feel the need to stand up for her since she is obviously trying to get my attention on some level.

Have a grand weekend. (hi to brit)

RG said...

Okay, spelling errors in the last post. So....

Britney - meh.

Her dancer is very yum-a-licious. He's definitely SWALLOW WORTHY, as are you WAT baby.

Bill German said...

isnt it a pity is my favorite song by george. thanks for the link. I wish you were there so i could of run into you. like i said, "dont burn the day away".

Eddie said...

I never make apologies for loving Britney. Sure, the bish can't sing a lick, but she's an entertainer. She never claimed to be any more than that. She gives a performance.

Her last two albums WERE great and it's hard to say which one I liked best.

So cool that you've scored a ticket to see the Britz. I'll be there with you in spirit. Blaze before you go and I'm sure you enjoy it even more.

Just don't smoke at the actual concert, she just might walk off the stage for a half hour.

Besitos

M- Filer said...

May I just say that I am jealous of how many shows you have been attending. I can barely make my car payments these days...alll year for that matter!

Remember that next time you feel deprived sexy man.

RAD said...

Have fun at Brit---I am jealous---I almost went and saw her in BC.. I love her music ALOT...her not so much her...LOL!