A happy Wednesday to ya! Or just try and fake smile like I do.
I was born and raised here in Los Angeles (WILL I EVER LEAVE THIS CESSPOOL GOD), and while it is a pretty cool big city, it gets on mee last nerve from time to time. Besides the horrible traffic and smog, we have some real assholes and beatches here! Looks are everything in this city, especially in the gay community! You have to dress nice, work out regularly, and tan! These are all things I just don't do! I mean, I'm already naturally devastatingly handsome thanks to my amazing genes (stop laughing) but I most certainly do not keep up with fashion, nor am I working out regularly, THE WAY I SHOULD BE AND STARTED DOING SO WELL BACK IN MARCH YOU LAZY HEATHEN! And I certainly don't tan! I mean, I hate the sun! HATE IT! It's nice to have our nearest brightest star to help our plants grow and shit, but I mean, having to be out in it all freakin' day drives me nuts! Not having perfect skin makes me very self-conscious out there! No sir, I don't like it! I know, I know, I'm such a weirdo, but it's how I roll okay? I look better at night anyway. LOLOL! Under dim lights, or out cruising the streets whilst driving in my car. Maybe this is why I'm such a night owl! I just look better in the dark! It's true! While at the Renaissance Faire on Saturday, I was irked at these dudes that looked amazing out in the sun, with perfect skin and tans! ARGH! Here I was, some pasty white skinny spic taking pictures! BOOHOO! I guess I can change this right, and look better if I really wanted to, but at least I hope I'll avoid skin cancer as I stay as white as paper.
Anyway, no one cares about my whining, and I can write all day long till the pigs give us the flu...OH WAIT, THAT HAS HAPPENED! Listen, I saw these two really good films, so lemme give ya the quick WAT movie reviews. This Kate Winslet is such a whore! She loves being naked on camera, and The Reader is no exception. Good film, but so heartbreaking! Excellent acting all-around! The first half is almost purely pornographic! Made even a gay slut like me blush! I love Kate though. LOVE THAT PUTA. And the second movie to recommend is Torremolinos 73, an absolutely wild wacky hardcore sexathon movie from España with lots of Scandanavian actors in the mix! OH MY GOODNESS! HILARIOUS AT TIMES! These Spaniards and Europeans in general are so open-minded, so free, so unafraid to explore it all in their movies, which is why I love foreign films so.
Okay, gotta run. Another exciting riveting fun-filled day at work awaits! YIPEE!
The Beatles. I know, you're sick of me mentioning them, but I can't help it if they altered the course of history, if they are the greatest thing to ever happen to popular modern music! Lovely to see the boys back from a long holiday as they were about to go into the recording studio to give us the masterful Sgt. Pepper album. 1967... so very very long ago: