Friday, May 22, 2009

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND 2009.

Hey, I guess I'm not that poor because I have been going to concerts here and there once in a while and now I've scored No Doubt tickets for one of their shows here in late July! WOOHOO!

So my young co-worker/bud is like really majorly pissed at me this
week, because he says I keep putting him down making him look like a dumbass when I tell him to "shut up" in passing conversation, but I totally think this young man is taking it way out of proportion for he says some mighty insulting things at times too, and I certainly don't take them personally; I am used to hanging with people who talk royal smack left and right, people who can take a good joke and crap, but whatever, now I've offended him and I feel bad and shit, and yet I scold/advise this friend at work all the time for not getting laid (he's good-looking too), for being very solitary, for not exposing himself to the little joys of life, and for generally being an energy vampire. Know what that is?! An energy vampire is one of those people we all have in our lives who always feel victimized, who are always bitter/angry, who never solve their problems, blame others,and leave ya feeling depressed, exhausted, and guilty! THEY BITCH AND COMPLAIN AND MOAN AND DON'T DO ANYTHING TO LIGHTEN UP OR BETTER THEIR SITUATION! UGH! I know life sucks and makes me want to hang myself at times, but JESUS CHRIST, ¡SANTO DIOS DE LA INMACULADA CONCEPCIÓN! Heed my advice ye negative sensitive woe-is-me good people: find what makes ya happy! A flower, a picture, a TV show, a good lay, an iPod, a concert, a movie, a book, a good friend, etc. Enhance yer life with something! This is frankly as good as it gets. I wish I could offer you more, but this IS IT. I'm one big giant twisted dark bastard at times, but I at least can find some JOY IN LIVING!

Ever heard of this porn star from Spain named Nacho Vidal? WHOA! MA GOODNESS SUNSHINE! This dude is kind of hot actually, and has a huge, A HUGE SCHWANZ! If you are easily offended, or at work, do not, DO NOT go to this or to this link, but he truly is one aggressive heterosexual! And these women seem to really be enjoying him in some of those clips! LOLOL! I think Nacho has retired now, since he got married at all, and got accused at times of maybe being bisexual, but Nacho says that he is strictly hetero but very open-minded and aware of his legions of gay male fans; fittingly enough, Nacho also directs gay and transgender porn! And how in tha hell, does a silly band like Caninus even exist?! AHAHAHAHAH! Thanks to one of the idiots who works for Howard Stern, I have learned about this hardcore death metal band with two barking pitbull dogs as the lead singers! CANINUS! Here's a sample of their amazingly hilarious work!

It's Memorial Day weekend! YEEHA! I'm going to enjoy it, have fun, and forget all my problems! That's right dawg, and you betta do tha same! I leave ya with this incredibly stupid but FUNNY spoof:


9 comments:

yoichi5 said...

Funny you should mention you co-worker. I just rammed a stake through the heart of an energy vampire yesterday. It was very satisfying.

Have a fun-filled, creme-filled holiday weekend Wat!

Palm Springs Savant said...

I love anything to do with vampires...always gets my blood going. Oh. sorry about that bad pun.

A Lewis said...

FYI....I have changed my trip and am NOT going to be in LAX tonight/tomorrow. I hope you'll carry on with your weekend plans in happiness anyway....seriously, no gnashing of teeth or crying, please.

Paul said...

Hi! I'm Debbie Downer and wouldnt it suck if the sun exploded? LOL
Oh & Thanks for the Scamnow video clip. Made my day at work :)

Gary said...

I was adventurous and DID click on those links.

Interesting.

Enjoy the holiday weekend. So far we have wonderful weather here in NJ and I plan to take full advantage.

RG said...

"Oh what a beautiful day outside. The sun is shining and it's so warm." I said.

"It's a good day to get sunburned and then develop cancer. You'll get cataracts if you don't wear sunglasses. Not to mention no matter what you wear, it's always too hot!" the energy vampire said.

Tienes una bueno fin la semana mi amigo hermoso!

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

I'll be sure to give Nacho a call on my upcoming trip to Madrid. Do you have his number handy? I seem to have misplaced it.

alice said...

I took your advice and did not open the links to that big, bad boy at work. But I did check out one at home. When my husband walked by, he gave me a weird look......

Eddie said...

Yes... I understand all about them energy vampires. They leave you feeling exhausted and GUILTY, as if you've done something truly despicable and are somehow responsible for their anguish and sorrow...

I had a "friend" who was just like that. This Debbie Downer was a cancer in my life. I cut that shit off and now I'm as happy as... a gay man.

Btw WAT, I looooved that video. I laughed hysterically. Thanks for the mindless laugh bro...

Besitos para siempre