Some bitch ass slut stripper whore has told the tabloids about her threesome with our Olympic star swimming champion Michael Phelps! WHAT A TRAMP! WHAT A TRAITRESS! She does have juicy details about our geeky hot stud though! LOLOL! Thanks for sharing you puta! I guess this means Mikey is hetero! DAMN! Wait! Not all hope is lost! He may like boys too ya know! Being bisexual is much more common in this world than most people want to admit or realize! No one is really straight or gay anyway! We all have shades and varying degrees of attraction to many types of people of either gender! I happen to really like men more in this life however. Just wanna hop onto Michael Phelps and tear off that swimming Speedo and...E GAWDZ MAN! BLANCHE PLEASE!!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!! The boy's a big dork, but he's so hot. RED HOT. He just can't keep those women off him.
Boy George was in jail for abusing some gay escort he hired, but has now left prison for good behavior. THANK GOD! We cannot have our 80s icon in jail like this, although I wonder if George didn't enjoy his time in prison, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! HAHA. My very own mother used to like Boy George. She said he has a beautiful voice, and used to love his style. Let's face it, Culture Club was pretty big during their heyday, and all the girls back then wanted to look and dress up like him. I always found Boy George to be quite odd myself, and had never seen someone like him, even though David Bowie was gender-bending a good decade before. Anyway, I'm glad George is back into free British society! Here's hoping he keeps his naughty kinky sexual depravities a little more private okay? He had a nasty heroin habit at one time too the poor lad.
I've got so many personal issues right now, but I care not to discuss nor wallow in them. F*ck it! F*ck it all to BLOODY HELL! All I know is I feel an anger seething within me sometimes where I just wanna grab someone and crack their neck. I'm a frustrated God damned forsaken asshole with lots of unresolved issues, inner bitterness, unaccomplished goals and dreams. I blame myself, and only myself really. God I HATE BEING ME SOMETIMES! LOL! I will go to therapy soon. I promise. Pray for me. I must stop procrastinating my life. It's terrible. Simply terrible...
Let's end it on a happy beautiful music note! A little Latin flava for ya in this terrific Boy George tune: