It's Friday you incorrigible barbarians! WOOHOO! And May already! ¡Increíble!
I don't know what tha hell to even talk about. Thanks again to all who visit and most especially to those who comment! Oh, I know what to discuss; my good friends/co-workers and I were just talking about this earlier! SEX! YEAH! Everyone always loves talking about it, but how many actually do IT right?! LOLOL! Well, here's the deal. As a male, the biological need to have sex is truly great. This of course, is due to nature/species survival instincts and the way we were designed. We're super horny disgusting animals in all honesty, and women know this fully well. When we're teenagers, we discover masturbation, and it becomes a real necessity and part of life to release one's energy ya know? YES, THE SPOOGE MUST COME OUT OR ELSE I SHALL DIE! I have noticed though that as I have gotten older, this need to ejaculate is not so great anymore. Don't get me wrong, I love rolling my eyes into the back of my head and feeling my toes curl with the BIG O, but it's not so much a priority anymore as it is to enjoy a nice hot time with someone and actually help get THEM off. Make sense? Sometimes I feel as though too many men are still obsessed with a quickie, they only wanna cum and could care less about having an amazing sexual experience with someone that transcends time and space. WHOA! AHAHAHAHAH! Besides, if I wanna just let my seed spill, I can do it myself in less than two minutes. Now that you know the extent of my passion and how much fun I love to have in bed, feel free to email me! HEEHEE! Saving it (and not for 40 days of Lent either), is actually kind of hot and worth it. Know what I mean Earl?
This Hugh Jackman is so handsome. And so charming! I dunno man, he's married and all with two adopted kids I believe, but I wonder. TRULY WONDER. But then again, gay rumours have been swirling around our superstar for quite some time. Oh whatever. I like him. He looks good on camera and is very charming; he was on Howard Stern yesterday. I think of Hugh not in a nasty sexual way, but as in someone worth marrying. The guy is a total catch. He can sing and dance too; been on Broadway and he hosted a really cool Oscars show back in February. And there's something so sexy about that Aussie accent ya know? Yeah, Australia is really fascinating. And so f**king far. MY GOD. How long is that flight? 16 hours?! UGH! AND Y'ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE FLYING! Imma have to really get stoned the day I visit Oz. Oh yeah, you read that right suckas. Despite my strange travel anxieties, I will visit Australia some day. The men there are to bloody die for and I cannot pass up the opportunity to meet some of them! And I hear that Sydney and Melbourne and crap are beautiful and clean and friendly and loaded with hot homos and there's funny little aminals everywhere and come to think of it, my father used to dream about going to Australia all the freakin' time when he was alive, but never got the chance. Aw. My dear old dysfunctional Dad. I miss that fool sometimes, even though he could be such a jerk.
Well! So much for having writer's block earlier! I found my muse, and it is the fact that the weekend is here. So long and have a good one!
I leave you with something truly hilarious. Well, at least to me it is. Thanks to C.Z. for the heads up. Madonna and her daughter Lourdes! PRICELESS: