What tha hell is wrong with Justin Timberlake's nose?! Time for a nose job or something. It's hideous! He is a semi-attractive lad and has always photographed well, but as of late I've noticed the tip of his nose starting to point downwards, like a sort of parrot or something; a veritable melting wax candle or similar to the fake wax nose Lucy Ricardo wore in that classic I Love Lucy episode. Maybe his nose's always been that jacked up and I just finally noticed? JAYSUS!
Oh well, whatever. That toucan is on top of the world, and could give a rat's ass what I think of his disturbing proboscis. Timberlake is a mere 26 years old, comes from a successful boy band, has two hit solo albums under his belt, and is now acting in movies. He dated Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz, both of whom seem to having odd nervous breakdowns now. And we all remember that parrot helping to show off Janet Jackson's boob in that now infamous "wardrobe malfunction" incident during the Super Bowl some years ago.
JT was always stealing the spotlight along with JC Chasez while a member of 'N Sync; he surely got the most fan mail from all those annoying screaming teen girls. His first solo album had a few top ten hits, now this latest one has had three #1 singles. ARGH! Is there no end in sight to Hawk Nose's success? The boy's a juggernaut. Even his appearances on Saturday Night Live have been pretty memorable, for Gonzo is actually quite good at comedy.
Oh well. So young. So famous. So talented. So seemingly in control. When does Gonzo lose it? When does he have a nervous breakdown? When does all this greatness he possesses begin to crumble? Frankly, I'm envious. Yeah, a tad bit.
But seriously, just look at his nose.
Just look at it.