Wednesday, March 07, 2007

CYRANO DE BERGERAC IS THE KING OF POP.

What tha hell is wrong with Justin Timberlake's nose?! Time for a nose job or something. It's hideous! He is a semi-attractive lad and has always photographed well, but as of late I've noticed the tip of his nose starting to point downwards, like a sort of parrot or something; a veritable melting wax candle or similar to the fake wax nose Lucy Ricardo wore in that classic I Love Lucy episode. Maybe his nose's always been that jacked up and I just finally noticed? JAYSUS!

Oh well, whatever. That toucan is on top of the world, and could give a rat's ass what I think of his disturbing proboscis. Timberlake is a mere 26 years old, comes from a successful boy band, has two hit solo albums under his belt, and is now acting in movies. He dated Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz, both of whom seem to having odd nervous breakdowns now. And we all remember that parrot helping to show off Janet Jackson's boob in that now infamous "wardrobe malfunction" incident during the Super Bowl some years ago.

JT was always stealing the spotlight along with JC Chasez while a member of 'N Sync
; he surely got the most fan mail from all those annoying screaming teen girls. His first solo album had a few top ten hits, now this latest one has had three #1 singles. ARGH! Is there no end in sight to Hawk Nose's success? The boy's a juggernaut. Even his appearances on Saturday Night Live have been pretty memorable, for Gonzo is actually quite good at comedy.

Oh well. So young. So famous. So talented. So seemingly in control. When does Gonzo lose it? When does he have a nervous breakdown? When does all this greatness he possesses begin to crumble? Frankly, I'm envious. Yeah, a tad bit.

But seriously, just look at his nose.

Just look at it.

6 comments:

Loren Soth said...

Well honestly I think it is the flaring nostrils. A long nose can be a good thing if JT like too... well... you know.
JT is very cute, but yeah...gotta fix the nose...hot bod...cute face...bad nose...98% isn't that bad.

Sebastien said...

He's ok looking. Never noticed his nose though. I saw a clip of him on SNL, he was really funny. I hated him a long while because of the whole N Sync thing, I really couldn't stand that stuff...

Scot said...

Hey man, it's just the angle of the photo. I've seen similar noses and they're attractive from most vantage points. The handy thing about the slighty downward facing tip is it keeps the skin of the scrotum from getting sucked up your nostrils. Not that I'd know anything about that;)

Marko said...

I never really noticed it till now, your right. Im sure a nose job will be in his future. They say your nose grows as long as your alive.

Crazy Eddie said...

Gonzo. I effing love it...

Yeah, Justin suffers from what they call nose peek; and Paris has been particular proud of her very own.. um.. peek. She's type-Gonzo too buddy...LMAO

Missed ya kid. I'm back.

Besos

Christopher said...

"That toucan is on top of the world"...

I almost choked on my afternoon snack, while reading that ! LMAO!