Tuesday, March 20, 2007

DANCING WITH HEATHER MILLS.

Holy cow!

There she was last night! And I was watching! Hell, let's face it, I think every huge Beatles/MACCA fan was watching Ms. Pegleg strutting her dance moves on Dancing With The Stars, just because we all wanted to see the evil one; the one causing Paul so much emotional heartache and embarrassment. There is no such thing as negative press though, and this is enormously beneficial to Heather, in a twisted way. Paul should benefit too, for everyone is practically on the genius' side! Sure helps to keep the bitter divorce/feud endlessly fascinating don't it?!

She wasn't that bad really. A bit stiff and wooden, but hey, I give her credit for doing it. I mean, so many hate her at the moment, and there she was anyway! Last year, everyone watched the show to watch hottie Mario Lopez strut his stuff, we all know why people are tuning in this season: HEATHER FACKING MILLS! This is a ratings bonanza! HOOHOOAHAHAHAHAHAH! It's kind of funny as we all await ta see if her limb will just fall or fly off! And yeah, I know the Brits are notorious for having bad teeth, but damn sister; Heather's got some real mean oogly ones! WHOA!
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Her gay dance partner/trainer is super hot by the way. I'd like to bust him open and tear him up so bad, leaving him incapacitated and bleeding for a few days unable to choreograph Heather.

HOORAH!

6 comments:

Sebastien said...

I'm surprised to hear she has bad teeth. Seems to be the first thing people fix up when they get money. Well, maybe not the Brits, those crazy bastards! I guess the French have awful teeth too...

Gavin Elster said...

I cant look at her fugly face.

Scot said...

Funny thing is, she look descent in the rehearsal footage, but with her hair all done up and that UGLY dress for the compition, she looked like a Cinderella step sister. Even Heather said she looked like an ice cream sundae.

Todd said...

Interesting way to get revenge on her, through her dance instructor. I like the way you think.

Mario said...

your entry got really interesting in the last bit.

Crazy Eddie said...

My eyes were completely glued to the screen (I never watch that show). I have to admit, the bitch did well...

I just missed Mario Lopez. I kept waiting to see his hot ass moving across the dance floor, but nothing...lol.

Love ya WAT baby!!

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