A long time ago, in this galaxy not so far away...
-I remember the kids at school collecting those funny-as-hell twisted sick Garbage Pail Kids cards in elementary school.
-I remember watching and singing along to this show's theme song. I also remember singing along to this dumbass show's theme song too.
-I remember my first major big news story: President Reagan getting shot. Man, I couldn't watch my cartoons thanks to John Hinckley Jr.
-I remember learning about the birds and the bees when I was 10 years old. Yeah, can you believe it? How freakin' naive is that? Now I think I know too damn much.
-I remember my teacher crying hysterically when our elementary school principal announced over the PA system that the Space Shuttle Challenger had exploded.
-I remember watching Moonlighting, The Wonder Years, and Doogie Howser M.D., not only because they were pretty good shows, but because I had secret crushes on Bruce Willis, Fred Savage, and Neil Patrick Harris. Damn, how embarrassing to admit that.
-I remember drinking lots of Strawberry Quik in milk. Fuck, that stuff was nothing but sugar and the thought of drinking that now would make me gag.
-I remember Latin freestyle music being big in junior high. Yes! Artists like: The Cover Girls, Stevie B., and Exposé.
-I remember the birth of cable television when my Dad installed ON-TV in our home. There was also that SelecTV. YIKES!
-I remember begging my mom to get me the latest hit single on 45 record every weekend when I was but a pipsqueak.
-I remember using the Dudley and PAAS brand Easter Egg coloring kits.
Yeah, there's lots I remember, but that's enough remembering for now.
I feel old.