What tha hell is the Prez touring Latin America for?!
It's quite embarrassing really. Your own country hates yer guts; they can't stand yer ass in most of Europe, Asia, or the Middle East, and now you're touring yet another hostile region that'd like ta see yer body set ablaze?! Lame duck man. QUACK! QUACK!
From the AP:
The tour is aimed at challenging a widespread perception that the United States has neglected the region and at combatting the rising influence of Venezuelan leftist President Hugo Chavez, who has called Bush "history's greatest killer" and "the devil."
Let's face it, we'd be better off resurrecting Elvis and sending his zombie on tour south of the border, than our own leader. I think dem peoples would like that more; American music is loved everywhere. That would actually be quite cool; fat zombie Elvis singing all his great hits and filling up soccer stadiums to tell the people of Latin America: "You are poor, starving, and we in the U.S benefit from keeping you in the toilet, but I Elvis am here to make ya feel good, sing my great hits, and keep us all feeling united through the power of music! Look at fat me! And look at all you hungry people! Thank ya very much. ¡Muchas gracias!"
Well o.k. then.
Keep up the lame facade Busho.
As WAT makes a big giant "L" with his fingers and rests them against his forehead.