THE ALMOST PERFECT WEEKEND.

Yahooey my fellow Americans! I am feeling so upbeat and so awesome right now as I write this (my 606th blog post) that I almost wish this feeling would never end. I had me a very nice loving wonderful weekend spending it with my beloved bud soulmate watching DVDs and talking smack as we usually do.

Y'all saw that movie that came out back in 2000 called The Perfect Storm? Well, I'd never seen it mind you, and alls I can say is WOW! Based on a true story; a bit overly dramatic and over-the-top perhaps, but I felt as though I really was out to sea with dem poor fishermen. It was a bit long and slow to take off plotwise I suppose, but once those ocean waves start a'poundin' away, hold onto to yer hats and put on yer galoshes 'cause yer in for the ride of yer life! EEK! I guess some hurricane collided with another powerful storm off the coast of Massachusetts there back in 1991, creating an unholy out-of-this-world torrential catastrophic massive superstorm that ferociously ravaged the seas. The film takes many liberties to add to the suspense and stuff, but the special effects are first-rate and I found myself biting my nails and on the edge of my seat. Damn those fishermen boys aboard the Andrea Gail tried their best; they really fackin' did! Alas, am I giving too much away by telling y'all that those boys and that boat never made it back? Yeah, I cried. What can I say? Sap that I am. Note to self: never become a fisherman; I hear it's one of the most dangerous jobs! EF YOU MOBY DICK, JAWS, AND ORCA!

And it may be too late to catch the Transformers movie on a good big screen, but I gotta try for it this week! I hear the movie takes place in LA and has lots of rad visuals of the robots kicking ass! Imma maybe aim for a Tuesday night showing or something. I also gotta get to the theater and watch Matt Damon yet again in The Bourne Ultimatum. Wow, those first two movies were tremendously action-packed and I really believed Matt as Jason Bourne with those amazing martial arts skills and abilities; a true hot-as-hell assassin! Say what ya will about Matt and all those moles and his quirky nose, but he is one sexy MOFO! As handsome as his pal Ben AWFULLECK may be, Matt is hands down the superior actor and has chosen much better movie roles! The only good thing Ben ever really did was marry Jennifer Garner!
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For the eternal child-at-heart within us all, ya gotta check out Good Boy! T'is a sweet little cheesy doggy movie for the kids, but come on, it'll make ya feel good and pure after all those violent flicks and hardcore porn movies most of YOU love to sit thru.

Ok, that includes me too.